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Chuck Norris Joke #555

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

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2020-12-12 01:46:10

The only person more Chuck Norris than Chuck Norris, is in fact, Chuck Norris.

xbox kid

2020-12-11 18:50:01

chuck norris and usain bolt had a 100m race bolt finished in 7.62 seconds chuck norris said what took you so long


2020-11-08 17:34:51

Chuck Norris can pass any test by simply writing his name anywhere on the page

alex whitfield

2020-10-14 09:37:31

Death whent to chuck to kill him he killed death

beast boy

2020-05-06 12:48:34

the bermuda triangle use to be the bermuda square until chuck norris kicked a corner off.

Jack Bauer

2020-05-04 22:57:58

Chuck Norris doesn't work for anybody, he allows them to give him money for letting them live.


2020-05-04 20:57:22

when luke skywalker blew up the death star, he didnt believe in the force, he belived in chuck norris


2020-05-04 20:50:23

he said " chuck norris" i said "thats what she said"


2020-04-22 19:14:32

when life hands chuck norris lemons chuck norris makes orange juice


2020-04-22 19:03:01

GPS ask Chuck Norris where to go!!


2020-04-22 18:44:43

Chuck Norris Doesn't turn 70, 70 turns Chuck Norris! Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

monkey boy

2020-04-10 18:44:30

Chuck noriss was bit by a king cobra. After 3 days of excrutiating pain... the sanke died.


2020-03-15 03:14:11

In The Common Room There Is About 2647 Items Chuck Norris Can Kill You With Including The Room Itself.


2020-03-02 10:10:45

chuck norris died 5 years ago but the grim reaper is afraid to tell him


2020-04-05 23:20:24

Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark..the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Burnt Toast

2020-04-05 17:33:20

chuck norris HAS counted to infinity. Twice


2020-03-31 11:49:58

chuck norris is whats eating gilbert grape


2020-03-05 16:01:08

actually, I can lick my own elbow. im not kidding!!


2020-11-16 19:55:58

Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice


2020-05-03 04:16:48

chuck norris cretaed the giraffe by uppercutting a horse