Chuck Norris Joke #659
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
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2020-04-28 22:40:23
Who would win in a race between Superman and Batman to the moon? Chuck Norris.
2020-04-28 22:39:05
When god created earth he mad all me equil. Then he mad Chuck Norris.
Drew
2020-04-28 22:35:40
Chuch Norris knows what willis is talking about.
Leeyuh
2020-07-31 20:04:52
your the best :)
ps. heres some more that me and my friend made up
(L) Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need glasses, glasses need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born by C-Section because he got tired of waiting.
Chuck Norris doesn't kill people, he just pictures you dead, and you are.
When Chuck Norris was born he didn't cry, he simply said get me my bottle and fill it with beer.
Chuck Norris doesn't crap poop, he craps out brownies. Guess where he keeps the nuts.
God wanted to create everything in 10 days, but Chuck Norris only gave him 7 because he had an appointment.
Chuck Norris has no reflection because the mirrors are afraid they'll make him look bad.
Men have sex changes because Chuck Norris ran out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive, the world moves around him.
