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Chuck Norris Joke #122

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Forrest hess

2020-03-28 19:01:11

I can scramble eggs but Chuck norri. Can unscramble them

Shannon

2020-02-24 18:06:07

Impossible. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

wesleycaruso

2020-01-18 21:13:45

neo can dodge bulits but chuck Norris dusn't need to bulits dodge him

pablo

2020-09-17 15:03:04

When Chuck Norris Jumps into the water he doesn't get wet the water get's Chuck Norrissed.

Will

2020-01-18 20:21:38

HOLY SHIT that is so amazing