Chuck Norris Joke #146
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Kujo
2020-05-30 05:27:24
MC Hammer found out that Chuck Norris CAN touch this
squid
2020-05-07 21:28:34
volcano=chuck norris after a bowl of chili
kevin
2020-05-02 14:44:11
when freddy crooger goes to sleep he has nightmares of chuck norris
cody
2020-03-17 17:59:41
a blind man stepped on chuck norris' shoe and chuck norris said, "do you know who i am, i'm chuck norris!" suddenly the man could see but the first and last thing he saw was chuck norris' foot doing a roundhouse kick to his face!
Andrew
2020-03-05 22:29:59
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Cameron
2020-01-18 18:39:32
Elmia Earnhart did not disappear, Chuck Norris just got hungry as a baby, teleported to her plane and devoured her whole.
sam
2020-12-20 07:27:11
Chuck Norris is a freaking pansy. He has no life and no muscles. He needs to die. Mac Grant is way better
Keith Johnson
2020-09-25 10:39:19
Chuck Norris was once walking in the woods when he was confronted by a bear who wanted to eat him all Chuck did was show the bear his fist and the bear started to eat him self.
Lord X
2020-09-12 20:49:37
Chuck beat his own path. Nobody followed.
