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Chuck Norris Joke #447

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Comments:

carter

2020-12-14 02:33:10

if chuck norris falles out of a boat he dosent get wet water gets chuck norris

carter

2020-12-14 02:29:39

if you can see chuck norris your safe but if you cant you have a few seconds to live

carter

2020-12-14 02:27:20

epic win lol

jonnybravo

2020-11-04 16:46:31

Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the planet thats why there are many plates

kev

2020-06-02 21:01:55

chuck norris can make onions cry

Brennan Graves

2020-12-14 07:42:57

Chuck Norris's tear can cure cancer, but the only question is how he's going to cry.

name

2020-10-07 14:10:22

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

name

2020-07-13 09:52:06

god dosent own the world chuck norris does

me

2020-03-17 07:11:48

If Chuck Norris has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Chuck has more money than you.

blair

2020-01-19 12:04:08

Chuck Norris is already so tan, the sun does'nt tan him Chuck Norris tans the sun

Kiltro

2020-01-01 00:46:54

LOL

thats a good one