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Chuck Norris Joke #129

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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sdfs

2020-06-14 15:03:09

Under chuck norris chin is not a beard its another fist

Jim

2020-06-14 06:06:43

Chuck Norris doesnt own a lawnmower. He just stares at the grass and dares it to grow.

Brook

2020-06-07 20:21:48

This is funny... But i can crack better jokes...(:

blake madson

2020-06-05 03:38:03

chuck noris never had baby teeth.

Jacques Pelletier

2020-06-02 16:22:34

At the Day of Judgment, Chuck Norris will be sitting on the Throne, with God at his right and Jesus at his left.

Cal

2020-06-01 19:40:46

When god said let their be light chuck Norris said say please! Jesus can walk on water chuck Norris can swim on land!

Klacker lOl

2020-05-31 19:58:59

chuck's mom has a tatoo that reads "Son

kenny

2020-05-21 23:08:41

i love all the jokes???? chuck norris has a thrid hand for his own funn? nasty

Ben Yeffet

2020-05-19 07:05:55

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cameron

2020-05-15 22:07:49

do u no how the twin towers got so big by chuk norris he made them big

cameron

2020-05-15 22:07:45

do u no how the twin towers got so big by chuk norris he made them big

seabass

2020-05-14 09:25:44

Chuck Norris can write Chuck Norris jokes so funny they will kill you. Literally.

seabass

2020-05-14 09:19:14

there are three kinds of people. those that can count. those that cannot. and chuck norris.

chuck norris

2020-05-13 19:11:54

lol

cameron

2020-05-08 02:29:35

chuck Norris does not shave he makes the shaver shave him

fish

2020-05-03 15:29:29

I haven't seen this one before its pretty good.

Rob Granger

2020-05-01 12:39:51

I came across this, it's funny!-
Caleb

Kristabella

2020-04-23 19:39:00

Voldemort had a nose before he met Chuck Norris

shayla

2020-04-23 17:37:26

lol

Klacker lOl

2020-04-17 19:05:37

I wear chuck norris pajamas

haley

2020-04-08 12:54:45

wow!!!!

the dude

2020-04-05 20:58:27

when Chuck Norris tried to commit suicide it saved him and killed its self

Ben

2020-04-05 20:48:09

Chuck Norris uses a night light not because he's scared of the dark its because the dark is afraid of him.

Ben

2020-04-05 20:45:56

Chuck Norris is so tough that he can clogg a toilet with his pee

kevin

2020-03-04 19:44:14

Chuck Horris isnt gay, he just ran out of women.

Sabrina

2020-03-02 00:52:49

LOL! To all those people out there who where superman pjs u r very very sad!

Jazmine

2020-02-26 17:36:28

nice job

Ike

2020-02-26 06:20:48

Chuck Norris once had an awkward moment to see how it felt

$p!k3

2020-02-26 03:34:23

Einstein

Brad

2020-02-18 08:16:19

Chuck Norris once broke his arm just to see what it would feel like... He laughed...

cindy

2020-02-17 20:17:07

funny joke

ariel

2020-02-17 18:02:59

this joke is so funny!

Malachia

2020-02-12 21:47:19

keeper.Chia

demax182

2020-01-28 01:20:10

Chuck Norris doesn't catch a bad case of the Cold but rather the Cold catches a bad case of Chuck Norris.

Cat

2020-01-27 22:37:43

haha thats good. oh and chuck norris isnt gay ok. get over it! and besides being gay isnt bad!!! god stupid ass ppl

Adaptor

2020-01-26 06:00:56

Chuck NOrris once killed two stones with one bird:D. Chuck norris has been to the moon.... that's why there's no form of life there

Walshys 1887s

2020-01-25 21:09:29

Chuck Norris doesnt signal semi trucks to honk their horn. they signal chuck norris to honk his.

austin

2020-01-25 21:07:40

they say chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries.

:)

2020-01-25 18:42:00

Best one i ever heard

Susanna

2020-01-17 20:22:26

Ha Ha these jokes are funny when you see the part of the writing on it.

elijah

2020-12-25 11:24:24

lol funny.
what kind of pajamas dos chuck norris wear

bss xannxda

2020-12-21 13:46:15

hillarios

Dallas

2020-12-16 20:24:49

Chuck norris dosent feel pain pain feels chuck norris

bren-x

2020-11-25 15:10:44

heeheehee tat's damnn straight

MOSES

2020-11-18 09:18:15

CHUCK NORRIS BEAT STEVIE WONDER IN A STARING CONTEST :)

TooFunny

2020-11-18 09:10:57

If you can't see Chuck Norris your only seconds away from death!

Heidi

2020-11-17 17:09:39

i want chuck norris jammies so bad i would wear them every day and every night, he rocks

holly

2020-11-17 17:06:14

chuck norris rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllleee eeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss

Justin

2020-11-14 09:33:26

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass he dares it to grow :)

Eric

2020-10-05 15:53:28

I thought this was hilarious

ChuckNorrisisFunny

2020-09-30 14:19:00

Sooooo Funny!

Daltyn

2020-09-13 22:26:31

Every time you masturebate chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face

jeremy

2020-09-13 17:37:09

I would so rock a pair of chuck norris jammies to my next drill!!! Since our new commander loves me so much!!!

Tanner

2020-09-11 07:16:06

isnt this funny! Go to chucknorrisjokes.net to look at more.

Tarek-FM

2020-09-09 15:35:33

To the idiots who can't see the humor and or feel the need to call the people here names to make themselves feel good(ie jon). Of course he is not a god you idiots!!! Thats why its so damn funny!! He is a b-list celebrity and the characters he portrays are godlike but badly acted....so if you truly get the humor, its because the jokes are actually taking the piss out of him!(american tranlation-making fun of him) Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Chuck Norris, however, lets be real as he is no Al Pacino! Its amazing that people are so insecure and so angry inside themselves that they can't even see the very thing that causes them pain would give them joy if they saw beyond their ego!!

carolene

2020-09-08 21:35:20

u guys!! all these jokes is all funny and all but the whole worshipping part! thats just not cool! and chuck norris cant be god even if he tries to! and to all u retarded people who thinks these ish's true! please! drop back to earth! theres a reason why things is called jokes!!!

Curtis Manor

2020-09-06 19:41:32

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

vincent

2020-08-28 17:44:16

haha. from nichole

joe

2020-08-25 23:21:22

people say the cow jumps over the moon. people are wrong its just chuck norris.

Patrick

2020-08-23 21:51:08

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake. After 4 days of excrutiating pain. The snake died

julia

2020-07-28 19:54:16

chuck norris jokes are so funny they and if I had chuck norris pajamas i would wear everynight maybe even in the day!!!!!!

bob

2020-07-06 12:52:17

chuck norris doesent need to worry about pulling the pin on a grenade, it explodes when he tells it to.

Bobthebuilder

2020-07-03 09:17:32

I dont get the joke about chuck Norris playing poker. Chuck Norris is my town's mascot.

Ron

2020-05-26 09:00:23

This is my adult kickball team name!

jennifer

2020-05-17 16:52:24

CHUCK NORRIS IS WORSHIPPED IN OUR DRAMA CLASS! GO CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

blah

2020-04-28 21:36:07

isn't that funny... everyone needs to just chill..

ali

2020-03-20 13:57:17

I worship chuck norris he is a god

lucy

2020-03-10 14:40:22

i sold my chuck norris PJ's on E-bay for $500,
the highest bid was $5000

tom

2020-03-01 03:20:48

lol

brennan

2020-12-26 21:59:04

lol thats funny!!!

Trina

2020-12-03 16:46:54

Enjoy TJ

AL

2020-11-10 15:24:30

dude this was kinda funny it didn't make me laugh though

alnona

2020-10-12 18:54:45

hi mom this is a chuck norris joke

kyle

2020-10-10 18:58:16

when chuck norris goes into the water chuck norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norris

Chuck Norris

2020-09-06 17:37:21

Ha ha

chuck norris

2020-07-05 08:03:16

funny

Derek

2020-04-06 01:39:45

David, Watch out. Chuck Norris is on to you!

David

2020-04-05 14:36:42

CHuck Norris is just an actor get over him you bunch of faggots here I got one for you "Chuck Norris wasin a store when it was being robbed he tried to stop it but when he kicked one of the robbers he was shot in the chest 2 times he died in the hospital" and you know what that's probably what would happen if he did get shot the bullets wouldn't bounce off they'd go into his chest and he would bleed and yell and die

funny guy

2020-03-30 15:53:02

when chuck jumps into a pool he dosent get when the water gets chuck norrised.

dustin bennett

2020-03-27 18:37:19

these jokes are so funny!lol

markie hall

2020-03-16 16:54:55

chuck norris is only alive is cuase he is god

Keith

2020-03-16 08:29:31

Hey its Underwear not Pajamas.

vernon music

2020-03-14 19:01:23

hi there

Allen Chilcote II

2020-03-08 19:01:41

This is cool and funny. True statement. lol

doug mullins

2020-02-26 09:10:12

funny

melissa

2020-02-14 11:13:31

chuck norris is my hero

Blooobs?

2020-02-06 21:33:52

I wear superman pajamas =(

Coty

2020-01-31 11:44:21

Hilarious

sam

2020-01-28 14:21:23

great joke

Haley

2020-01-23 10:10:42

Haha! that is so funny but true. Everyone I showed that joke to laughed.

Haley

2020-01-23 09:58:14

Haha! that is so funny but true. Everyone I showed that joke to laughed.