Chuck Norris Joke #365
The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Sarad Thamia
2020-04-28 19:32:05
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, there's only another fist!
reaper116
2020-04-28 12:53:40
chuck noris won the 1988 world poker tuornament when all he was holding was a 2 of spades 7 of clubes a green 4 uno card and amonopaly get out of jail free card.
Sgt. sprinkles
2020-11-16 03:47:28
u know that joke is lame, grendal
grendal
2020-09-27 20:22:56
when chuck noris jumps into a body of water chuck noris doesnt get wet...the water gets chuck noris
lol dude
2020-02-24 17:46:49
when chuck norris smokes, he dosent get addicted to it, the drug gets addicted to chuck norris
im SOOO right
2020-02-24 17:45:06
dragonlord, you are adictid to video games
Dragonlord
2020-10-20 20:24:26
Chuck Norrris' XBOX live account name is God
Dragonlord
2020-10-20 20:23:02
Chuck Norris can beat Through The Fire And Flames 100% on expert with the fastest speed and in the mode where you can't see what buttons to push. by pushing one button.
mitch
2020-10-20 20:20:17
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land
mitch
2020-10-20 20:19:07
whoever said it was impossible to slam a revolving door has obviously never met chuck norris
shellylynn
2020-03-19 18:47:53
when chuck norris jumps in a pool chuck norris does not get wet. the pool gets chuck norris. :D
Andie Zaragoza
2020-09-26 09:45:39
its ok....
