Chuck Norris Joke #738
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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john
2020-04-12 19:21:31
Aliens used to live on Earth, but no one knows what they look like because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them to Mars before the Bible was written
kyle's boyfriend
2020-03-29 13:02:41
That's the most retarted one on this website.
kyle
2020-12-31 02:14:35
u cant search chuck Norris on google. Chuck Norris searches for u.
Chuck Norris lolzmao
2020-11-22 01:20:33
Some people can pee their name in the snow, but chuck norris can pee his name in cement.
Mike St.Louis
2020-05-02 09:21:27
chuck norris doesn't have a small intestine because nothing about him is small....except his regard for human life and the laws of physics
Ryan Boyer
2020-06-02 21:00:44
When Chuck Norris does push ups he actually is just pushing the earth down
Ryan Boyer
2020-06-02 20:59:21
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
the real chuck norris...
2020-05-20 09:11:00
i actually did that once...lol
fooldramaqueen
2020-03-09 04:12:08
"booya"
