Chuck Norris Joke #733
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Len
2020-03-31 16:25:24
Chuck Norris once stole Doc Brown's Delorean time machine, went back to the Cretaceous Period. There, he grabbed, and impregnanted a female Tyrannosaurus Rex. The result: Godzilla
KenO
2020-06-06 03:40:45
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he played with Weebles. Yeah, they wobbled, but when he knocked them down- they by God stayed down.
Bridgett
2020-01-23 04:33:46
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
dale
2020-11-22 20:46:29
chuck norris traded his soul to the devil for his martial arts skills. he then roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. the devil is a fan of irony and they now play poker every tuesday
Kaela
2020-02-09 20:59:28
Chuck Norris was once having sex in a tractor/trailer when some of his sperm escaped into the engine. You may now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
