Chuck Norris Joke #698

2 jokes

2020-02-28 16:44:16

The theory that Jesus turned water to wine is a happy rendition of Chuck Norris turning water into blood simply by saying "I don't drink water."

2 jokes

2020-02-28 16:39:33

one day out of sheer boredom, chuck norris decided to use his building blocks to make a stick. Once he finished, he roundhouse kicked it so hard that it leaned to the right. We know this stick now as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

him

2020-01-14 01:04:17

worst joke ever

Rubin

2020-08-18 23:45:06

Chuck Norris made the first Chuck Norris joke.

Rubin

2020-08-18 23:40:45

When Dr. Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the hulk. When the hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.

rubin

2020-08-17 15:05:36

Jason is chuck norris' bitch

Rubin

2020-08-17 08:07:44

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.

VDA916

2020-08-16 18:39:57

The fist ass that Chuck Norris kicked was his dad's.

Victor

2020-08-16 18:25:42

Chuck Norris and Mike Tyson got in a fight on time. Mike Tyson went and bit Norris's ear; so Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him and said "Take that Tyson!!"

VDA916

2020-08-16 18:23:07

I'll sdjusticate your jokes.

bethany

2020-08-16 11:32:38

chuck norris doesn't obey the speed limit, the speed limit obeys chuck norris.

lucy

2020-03-10 14:43:40

chuck norris can spell antidisestablishmentarinisim

Robin

2020-12-15 11:21:19

Chuck Norris knows how to spell "Masturbate".

ian

2020-07-28 22:36:39

i didn't know he was watching me do that