Chuck Norris Joke #680
Rudolph has a red nose because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face.
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Tom Brown
2020-03-28 18:54:44
Chuck Norris doesn't impregnate women, he ejaculates babies.
Randon
2020-10-20 17:29:37
Every person who achived an amazing feat is actually Chuck Norris in disguise.
drewy
2020-02-22 08:48:37
i hav nothing left to say
drewy
2020-02-22 08:47:31
even knowing chuck norris has sex its just for his fun. he can reproduce by himself!!!! im lmao right now(lol) ;)
drewy
2020-02-22 08:41:28
the only reason chuckie cheeses is open is becuase it has chuck in it
A. Thomas
2020-02-20 17:19:18
funny, but soooo original.
and....
RUDOLHP?
mansinbut
2020-11-09 13:41:51
The whole reason Justin Timberlake had to bring sexy back is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it out of him in the first place.
hdskjgh
2020-09-08 22:45:32
chuck norris is so fat when he went to a restrant, and they gave him a menu, he siad yes please.
