Chuck Norris Joke #665
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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Gonfaron
2020-06-07 23:42:13
Chuck Norris did play in Titanic. He was the Ice Berg.
pb
2020-03-21 11:37:43
did you ever notice why chuck norris never played in the movie titanic?? beacouse he would save them all
jj
2020-10-25 12:52:09
chuck norris has counted to infinity,twice.
