Chuck Norris Joke #522
The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
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A.B
2020-04-20 04:46:02
every time you masturbate chuck norris punches a third world kid in the face
Carlos
2020-03-31 07:44:01
Chuck norris doesn't get aids. Aids gets chuck norris
Chuck norris once ordered a steak at a diner, it did what it was told.
kevin
2020-03-04 19:32:52
chuck norris Can believe its not butter
David
2020-03-04 17:04:18
Chuck norris once punched a horse in the face, now its called a giraffe
tessa
2020-10-03 17:54:59
chuck norris nailed jello to a tree
someone
2020-02-04 15:44:11
ghosts have nightmares about chuck norris
meow
2020-05-09 11:21:18
jesus is the son of chuck norris
Greg
2020-01-14 21:05:52
once chuck norris shot a plane down by pointing and saying bang
whats behind chuck norrises beard? another fist
Vassman
2020-01-02 16:54:58
Chuck Norris does not eat breakfast because he eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Richard
2020-12-10 20:18:44
I got a good one - Jesus is Chuck Norris brother -
