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Chuck Norris Joke #425

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Comments:

Ryan

2020-02-24 21:14:41

When Chuck Norris sits down, everyone else in the world has to stand up.

gabriel

2020-10-22 19:20:38

A plane breaks the sound barrier, Chuck Norris breaks the earth barrier.

Kirk

2020-01-16 15:08:53

Chuck Norris reached puberty before his dad did