Chuck Norris Joke #313
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:38:32
Good Justin Bieber Joke:
why does everybody make fun of justin bieber
she's just a little girl
Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:36:28
most hydrogen bombs tested have been chuck norris approved :D
stickman
2020-03-18 18:11:10
Chuck Norris once did it in a car... that car is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris
2020-12-16 17:56:40
okey,gayyy (:
cammeron
2020-11-19 10:40:29
When Chuck Norris does a push-up,he doesnt push up,he's pushing the world down.
THE REAL CHUCK
2020-11-27 05:11:20
THIS IS THE GAYEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!
Sam Lung
2020-06-24 14:58:56
The meteor didnt kill the diosaurs, Chuck norris just round house kicked them.
Chuck Norris
2020-05-07 11:41:09
I'm always first. BAM!!! I just roundhoused you in the face through the computer.
