Chuck Norris Joke #289
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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rashad
2020-05-18 17:28:09
Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chick norris can swim on land
dylon pennington
2020-02-26 08:42:32
everyone thought that einstin created the theory of relitivity but if only we could see in the past that einstin IS CHUCK NORRIS
mikail nordquist
2020-02-26 08:39:58
when ever chuck norris farted the big bang happend
mikail nordquist
2020-02-26 08:37:38
in a battle between batman and superman chuck norris would win!
Kiltro
2020-01-01 00:30:03
Whenever Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror breaks. Not because Chuck is ugly, but because even glass knows you should never get inbetween a Chuck Norris, and a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
2020-09-27 21:53:27
Once Chuck Norris was roundhouse-kicking some baddies in the face when all of a sudden he stopped.. "What's wrong" the baddies asked?
Nothing Chuck Norris said, I just stopped because I am tired... NAWT!~and he went back to roundhouse-kicking them in the testicles
Chuck Norris
2020-09-27 21:49:15
Once Chuck Norris was so angry, he roundhouse kicked himself in the face, instantly feeling better becasuse he knew he was the only one that could survive his roundhouse kick
