Chuck Norris Joke #256
The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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kyler
2020-05-30 15:26:38
why dose lighting never stike in the same placve twice?
because chuck norris is looking for it
kyler
2020-05-30 15:24:16
outer space was made because it was to scared to be on the same planet as chuck norris
kyler
2020-05-30 15:21:57
chuck norris walked into a bar it exploded instantley because that much awesomness cant be hold in one building
isaac
2020-05-30 15:18:55
chuck norris goes down an ecalader.
NoGood
2020-05-28 15:42:11
Chuck Noris is so awesome he can roundhouse kick you to the moon
MMoMOMMOoMo
2020-05-25 11:53:55
Chuck Norris is never wrong, Unless he says so
leroy
2020-05-25 08:59:39
chuck norris is a pimps pimp
heyllop
2020-05-07 17:13:17
it looks like chicken, it taste like chicken it even smells like chicken, but if chuck norris says its beef, then it must be beef.
Mrs. Norris
2020-03-27 21:59:57
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Mrs. Norris
2020-03-27 21:59:09
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said ouch.
Adrian
2020-12-28 08:30:03
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck norris? all of it.Chuck norris once went on the show Whammy. when it was his turn he said 'No whammy's and no one ever saw a whammy again.
Adrian
2020-12-28 08:21:59
Chuck norris knows Victoria's secret.The only time Chuck norris made a mistake is when he thought he made a mistake
kitcwa bordo
2020-11-17 15:10:40
Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
Alex
2020-05-11 14:10:53
Chuck Norris CAN beleave it's not butter
dennis garcia
2020-03-06 11:01:50
Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves!!!!!!!!
nick
2020-02-07 12:45:09
vedy funy
