Chuck Norris Joke #251
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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braxton
2020-05-08 13:28:31
chuck norris can win in connect four in three moves
Carter is better than you
2020-01-11 18:00:02
Wow, a actually funny joke....
Ian
2020-11-10 06:10:38
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
2020-02-28 20:38:51
chuck is beast
Ray
2020-11-07 08:38:39
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
ode
2020-01-22 11:30:15
wow...knowing me, i would!!
john
2020-10-13 08:37:40
Haha, Chuck Norris Rocks!
