Chuck Norris Joke #225
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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RushYes
2020-05-21 11:48:37
What's the difference between a Refridgerator and Chuck Norris?
ANSWER: A refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
h3ct0rT_T
2020-05-02 15:30:52
Chuck Norris got run over by a car and walked away. The driver wasn't so lucky.
Klacker lOl @ Spartan117
2020-04-17 19:38:45
How could you know that his tears cure cancer if he never cried. flawed joke
Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 19:37:51
Some claim they could walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land.
OWNAGE in joke form
Kirstiee
2020-12-18 07:41:35
chuck norris doesn't do push ups. he pushes the world down!!
Spartan 117
2020-09-11 15:22:37
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunatly, he never cries.
Pookie
2020-09-10 14:38:15
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!
cheese
2020-11-06 07:22:02
Once, God called the 3 strongest people on earth to him. they were: Arnold Schwartzennager, Mr. T, and (of course) CHUCK NORRIS. He then said to them "Only one of you will sit in this seat next to me. Come forth, and prove why." Mr. T came up and said (imagine your own Mr. T voice) "i pitty the foo who would try to sit next to you except me" God didn't like him and proceded to roundhouse-kick him to hell. God then called up Arnold Schwartzennager and asked him the same question. He responded by saying (imagine Arnold Schwartzennager's voice here) " God, I am the Terminator AND the Governator. So pick me or go to hell" God said "You first" and proceded to roundhouse-kick hm all the way there. He then called up Chuck Norris and asked him the same question. Chuck Norris said "First you steal my seat AND THEN you have the nerve to steal MY MOVE!!!!!??????" Chuck Norris then, you guessed it, proceded to rounhouse-kick God in the face all the way to hell.
THE END
Kerpesh Mustafa Gonzalez Jr
2020-10-18 12:58:17
Little miss muffet, sat on her tuffet, until chuck norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier
sean
2020-09-24 23:30:39
The Bible used to be called "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Nick
2020-07-09 21:31:06
Chuck Norris ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved
Dennis Garcia
2020-03-10 13:03:07
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, he is also a verb.
