Chuck Norris Joke #222
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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AARON
2020-06-01 11:43:45
the reason outer space is outer space is because it is too afraid to bhe on the same planet as chuck norris!!!!!!
aaron v
2020-06-01 11:41:36
wen chuck norris does a push-up he isnt pushing himself up but the earth down
Peter
2020-04-27 13:30:33
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land
Aaron
2020-05-09 09:19:39
Chuck Norris's tears are a cure for canceer. Too bad he never crys!
Chuck Norris
2020-11-19 15:54:48
That's what I thought you said.
Brendan
2020-07-04 15:20:14
when chuck norris goes to give blood he doesnt ask for a needle he askes for a pistol and a bucket
Brendan
2020-07-04 15:18:56
chuck norris can defeat a brick wall at tennis
Brendan
2020-07-04 15:18:56
chuck norris can defeat a brick wall at tennis
Nick
2020-05-10 12:01:01
When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
andrew
2020-03-23 02:37:56
Chuck Norris uses a nightlight not because he's afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
andrew
2020-03-23 02:36:54
Chuck Norris really died in 1984, but death is too scared to tell him.
