Chuck Norris Joke #137
Scotty in Star Trek often says �Ye cannae change the laws of physics.� This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Joshua Henderson
2020-12-14 02:15:49
Of course, Scotty can change the laws of physics too, so that doesn't make Chuck all that special ...
William Barnes
2020-08-19 23:47:14
Freddy Kruger doesn�t sleep because he�s scared Chuck Norris will kill him in his dreams.
Ryan
2020-08-04 13:45:57
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
