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Chuck Norris Joke #132

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Funny :) Not Funny :(


Cody Trahan

2020-11-07 10:35:30

Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups, he does earth downs


2020-10-23 19:31:29

chuck norris dosent read,the books read themselfs to him


2020-12-02 20:44:58

How does Chuck Norris take a poop when he's constipated? He pushes it out.

Baron Blue

2020-09-14 18:20:19

Chuck norris was once asked to build the ultimate car, so he spit in the gas tank, and roundhouse kicked the engine block. Today this fabled car is known as the Bugatti Veyron.


2020-01-24 19:47:29

Chuck Norris doesn't cum, he shoots out full grown adult males.


2020-01-22 17:43:54

chuck noris

robert willey

2020-10-17 20:43:33

chuck norris had sex in the back of a truck, some spearm got loose into the gas tank now the truck is optimist prime..