Chuck Norris Joke #108

Danzel

2020-06-16 03:18:52

Chuck Norris can square an onion ring

Kayci

2020-06-03 06:40:33

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris

Joao

2020-05-04 07:14:21

the best one!!

chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

JA

2020-12-13 17:35:05

A christmas Chuck Norris joke
chuck norris was the fourth wise man. he gave jesus the gift of the beard. he loved it so much that he wore it till the day he died. the other three wise men were so jealous that they agreed to have him written out of the bible. shortly after this they all died of roundhouse-kick related injuries

Lambgod

2020-12-03 19:47:16

Now that was a good joke lol

hggfhfgh

2020-09-25 22:21:51

When you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man something better, Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it

Christie

2020-07-03 22:23:29

when chuck norris jumped in the water, chuck norris didn't get wet. the water got chuck norrised.

paule

2020-03-11 21:43:23

chuck norris won a poker tournament with a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a get out of jail free card from monopoly, a pikachu from the trading card game and a #4 from uno

Mark

2020-03-04 14:13:09

haha

stevo

2020-10-25 18:30:26

if chuck norris is late,,,,time better slow the fuck down!!!

jessica boutilier

2020-10-09 07:19:14

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter!!

jessica boutilier

2020-10-09 07:17:40

Everybody loves Raymond,....EXCEPT Chuck Norris

Joseph

2020-08-29 23:59:15

Chuck norris built a time machine to go back in time and stop the JFK assasiation. chuck norris managed to stop all three bullets with his beard. JFK's exploded out of sheer amazment.

Joseph

2020-08-29 23:56:35

Chuck Norris once roundhoused kicked someone so har that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed superman while he was flying across the pacific ocean.

Justin M

2020-03-13 11:09:25

Chuck Norris Doesnt have to use his mind to think hee has his hands to make people do it for him.