Chuck Norris Joke #694
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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BLD
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“Profanity is the common crutch of the conversational cripple.” David Keuck
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mikah
2013-01-01 15:37:09
Chuck norris does not sleep, sleep chuck norris's
max
2012-12-30 22:33:02
chuck Norris is so funny he put laughter in manslaughter
max
2012-12-30 22:31:33
chuck Norris doesn't read books-.he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
max
2012-12-30 22:31:30
chuck Norris doesn't read books-.he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
the jokesta
2012-12-15 11:37:14
chuck)your dick is like a tic tac
me)ye thats why your mouth is so fresh
pipi
2012-12-15 11:34:45
fkin funny
bob
2012-12-10 09:53:01
God can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land.
chloedollar
2012-12-07 15:01:57
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahah ahhAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhaha. funny
Jon N
2012-08-16 19:18:44
Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, because no one laughs at Chuck Norris.
kaylyn
2012-04-01 10:24:57
This joke is amazingly funny and should be seen all around the world.
Puto
2012-03-05 19:43:07
How do you take out an elephant from the water???? The elefants comes out wet
Isanidiot
2012-03-01 18:34:13
Davy Jones died on 29 Feb. 2012. Chuck Norris was going on vacation at the same time. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!
Will
2012-03-01 18:17:01
Every time when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
cowgirl
2012-03-01 16:35:51
omg!!!!!!!!!!! i love this joke it is soo funny chuck norris is so flipn kool and funny
Tristan
2012-02-16 16:04:30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA! funny.
Tyler
2011-12-13 16:18:20
amazingly funny!
damian
2011-11-02 06:55:50
wow chuck norris attackes sharks when he smells them bleed.
chuck norris doesn't swim water just wants to be around him . lol
steven brinker
2011-10-31 17:46:47
the world is to afraid to end because Chuck Norris is still here on vacation.
Goku
2011-10-23 17:49:13
LMFAO! if chuck norris had a toilet paper it would probably hurt to use like barbed wire on it lol
mary
2011-10-21 20:43:17
hahahaha sooooooooooooooooooooo funyyyy
big joe
2011-10-12 09:16:22
hahah fuunny c:
Lungie
2011-10-09 13:12:35
Hahahahaha, Lmfao that so funny lol lol lol...ect
wadejoebob
2011-09-20 09:13:44
chuck norris doesnt quick scope, he no scopes.
will
2011-08-06 18:53:26
chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn he just stars at the grass and dares it to grow
joe
2011-08-05 00:13:05
chuck norris doesnt cry like a baby a baby cries like chuck norris
John8212
2011-07-14 15:29:04
Hello World
haleigh neal
2011-05-26 05:38:58
i love this joke haha lmfao!!!
dexter
2011-04-05 11:32:18
the parking bay for disabled people doesnt mean disabled people should park there. It means the parking bay is reserved for chuck norris and he will disable you if you park there
Michelle
2011-01-26 10:23:04
chuck norris shouldn't have to take ****** shit from anyBODY..!!!!!!!!!
fat drunk hobos
2011-01-19 12:53:12
wow peaple kick my a** at jokes but I went on this and I got it all.
Andie
2011-01-13 14:36:26
kute
funny
2011-01-04 14:32:52
this is so funny......muahahaha
Ducky
2010-12-20 18:46:41
LOL, dis is fuckin' LOL! :-P
george
2010-12-19 13:50:54
hahahahahahaha man this guy is good
gus
2010-12-12 11:37:14
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahhahhaah he can do every thing
$ ~y3ll0w3y3s~$
2010-12-04 18:58:22
haha very funny b****es get a life!!! damn it man aayyie
Elizabeth
2010-12-02 12:00:29
look at this!
Lanard Grogelar
2010-11-30 08:03:33
how's that for a chuck joke
happy face 123
2010-11-29 16:21:20
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha that was so funny
bob
2010-11-22 20:32:54
neil armstrong did not go into space for NASA, he was trying to run away from chuck norris
Chuck Norris
2010-11-22 17:19:05
lol
Andrew
2010-11-22 11:34:03
fucking funny
rose
2010-11-22 11:06:12
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
rose
2010-11-22 11:06:00
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
rose
2010-11-22 11:05:44
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
bow
2010-11-19 18:19:53
i heard it befor
kristie
2010-10-26 17:48:17
funny stuff when it comes to chuck norris
chris
2010-08-21 23:19:52
Chuck Norris is not ugly... Handsome is only afraid of him..
rose
2010-06-28 12:52:54
ok what the hell i did not get it!! ='.'=
rose
2010-06-28 12:51:38
i did not get it :)
seabass
2010-05-14 12:52:13
hell froze over when satan accidentally made eye contact with Chuck Norris.
quinton
2010-04-12 06:55:20
i will take his shit bitch!!!!!!
mkey
2010-04-03 21:24:20
love u mommy
cindy
2010-03-09 17:03:09
this joke is the fucking joke ever
?
2010-03-05 04:48:01
This is my email password *****. It starts with a c andy ends with a y
Ray Ray
2010-02-05 19:33:36
haha....chuck norris gives life lemons
sexybeast
2010-02-01 20:19:26
haha...............CHUCK NORRIS CAN BELIVE ITS BUTTER!!!
beth
2010-01-09 18:59:06
Chuck Norris grinds coffie with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
beth
2010-01-09 18:56:24
Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast that he punches himself in the back of the head
abby simons
2009-12-30 19:17:41
Chuck norris is so awsome if u say u want to get pregnant he looks at you and your knocked up beleive me it happened SIKE!!!!
i love chuck norris 1325
2009-12-30 19:12:23
Chuck norris got me pregnant and it did indeed take nine months and he is so beautiful if chuck doesnt let me take pictures because he says chuck norris breaks a camera not because hes ugly but because the camera cant handle wat chuck norris has
Samantha
2009-12-27 15:29:52
Chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at it and dared it to grow.
jody
2009-12-26 19:50:58
if you spell chuck norris in scrable you win. FOREVER.
chuck norris must maintain a concealed weapon licence in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
if chuck norris got you pregnant you would't have to wait 9 months for the baby to grow...you would wait 9 sec and the baby would burst out of you.
chuck norris really like the movie 101 dalmations. no on knows why.
jesus can walk through water but chuck norris can swim through land.
stodes
2009-12-14 22:44:11
who invented the c-section?chuck norris when he roundhouse kicked himself out
ian
2009-11-02 10:01:18
the best one.
jose
2009-10-27 13:26:50
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Kate
2009-10-21 23:25:19
Blaha. This is funny. :) ROFL!
Reggie
2009-08-15 03:21:42
Now thats' what I'm talkin bout.
brennan
2008-12-26 22:02:09
rotflol!!!!!!!!!!!thats hillarious!!!!!!!lol!!!
Purplehickeys
2008-05-24 23:18:26
If you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$ chuck norris has more money than you
chuck norris can add 2 plus 2 and get 1
1 roundhouse kick to the face
chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight
not because hes afraid of the dark
because the dark is afraid of him
NoSYaJ
2008-05-13 21:10:28
Chuck Norris can view everyone's cam in YM without having to ask permission.
tyer
2008-04-14 09:29:55
the best one
3:16
2008-03-21 17:40:10
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!"
EJ
2008-02-17 02:19:45
REALLY FUNNY HOLY KRAP CHECK UR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordan
2008-02-06 17:51:50
HILARIOUS
fingernail
2008-01-22 08:26:04
whatever kinda wAcky tobaccy
rike
2007-12-21 00:22:22
chuck norris doesn't have any pubes cuz hair can't grow on steel
Zane
2007-05-22 16:08:49
This was originally a John Wayne joke. John Wayne toilet paper is rough and tough and don;t take shit off of anybody.
Walker
2007-05-18 18:36:39
Chuck Norris is the reason dinosaurs died.