Chuck Norris Joke #694

BLD

2018-02-23 08:59:22

“Profanity is the common crutch of the conversational cripple.” David Keuck

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mikah

2013-01-01 15:37:09

Chuck norris does not sleep, sleep chuck norris's

max

2012-12-30 22:33:02

chuck Norris is so funny he put laughter in manslaughter

max

2012-12-30 22:31:33

chuck Norris doesn't read books-.he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

max

2012-12-30 22:31:30

chuck Norris doesn't read books-.he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

the jokesta

2012-12-15 11:37:14

chuck)your dick is like a tic tac

me)ye thats why your mouth is so fresh

pipi

2012-12-15 11:34:45

fkin funny

bob

2012-12-10 09:53:01

God can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land.

chloedollar

2012-12-07 15:01:57

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahah ahhAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhaha. funny

Jon N

2012-08-16 19:18:44

Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, because no one laughs at Chuck Norris.

kaylyn

2012-04-01 10:24:57

This joke is amazingly funny and should be seen all around the world.

Puto

2012-03-05 19:43:07

How do you take out an elephant from the water???? The elefants comes out wet

Isanidiot

2012-03-01 18:34:13

Davy Jones died on 29 Feb. 2012. Chuck Norris was going on vacation at the same time. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!

Will

2012-03-01 18:17:01

Every time when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

cowgirl

2012-03-01 16:35:51

omg!!!!!!!!!!! i love this joke it is soo funny chuck norris is so flipn kool and funny

Tristan

2012-02-16 16:04:30

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA! funny.

Tyler

2011-12-13 16:18:20

amazingly funny!

damian

2011-11-02 06:55:50

wow chuck norris attackes sharks when he smells them bleed.

chuck norris doesn't swim water just wants to be around him . lol

steven brinker

2011-10-31 17:46:47

the world is to afraid to end because Chuck Norris is still here on vacation.

Goku

2011-10-23 17:49:13

LMFAO! if chuck norris had a toilet paper it would probably hurt to use like barbed wire on it lol

mary

2011-10-21 20:43:17

hahahaha sooooooooooooooooooooo funyyyy

big joe

2011-10-12 09:16:22

hahah fuunny c:

Lungie

2011-10-09 13:12:35

Hahahahaha, Lmfao that so funny lol lol lol...ect

wadejoebob

2011-09-20 09:13:44

chuck norris doesnt quick scope, he no scopes.

will

2011-08-06 18:53:26

chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn he just stars at the grass and dares it to grow

joe

2011-08-05 00:13:05

chuck norris doesnt cry like a baby a baby cries like chuck norris

John8212

2011-07-14 15:29:04

Hello World

haleigh neal

2011-05-26 05:38:58

i love this joke haha lmfao!!!

dexter

2011-04-05 11:32:18

the parking bay for disabled people doesnt mean disabled people should park there. It means the parking bay is reserved for chuck norris and he will disable you if you park there

Michelle

2011-01-26 10:23:04

chuck norris shouldn't have to take ****** shit from anyBODY..!!!!!!!!!

fat drunk hobos

2011-01-19 12:53:12

wow peaple kick my a** at jokes but I went on this and I got it all.

Andie

2011-01-13 14:36:26

kute

funny

2011-01-04 14:32:52

this is so funny......muahahaha

Ducky

2010-12-20 18:46:41

LOL, dis is fuckin' LOL! :-P

george

2010-12-19 13:50:54

hahahahahahaha man this guy is good

gus

2010-12-12 11:37:14

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahhahhaah he can do every thing

$ ~y3ll0w3y3s~$

2010-12-04 18:58:22

haha very funny b****es get a life!!! damn it man aayyie

Elizabeth

2010-12-02 12:00:29

look at this!

Lanard Grogelar

2010-11-30 08:03:33

how's that for a chuck joke

happy face 123

2010-11-29 16:21:20

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha that was so funny

bob

2010-11-22 20:32:54

neil armstrong did not go into space for NASA, he was trying to run away from chuck norris

Chuck Norris

2010-11-22 17:19:05

lol

Andrew

2010-11-22 11:34:03

fucking funny

rose

2010-11-22 11:06:12

lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this

rose

2010-11-22 11:06:00

lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this

rose

2010-11-22 11:05:44

lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this

bow

2010-11-19 18:19:53

i heard it befor

kristie

2010-10-26 17:48:17

funny stuff when it comes to chuck norris

chris

2010-08-21 23:19:52

Chuck Norris is not ugly... Handsome is only afraid of him..

rose

2010-06-28 12:52:54

ok what the hell i did not get it!! ='.'=

rose

2010-06-28 12:51:38

i did not get it :)

seabass

2010-05-14 12:52:13

hell froze over when satan accidentally made eye contact with Chuck Norris.

quinton

2010-04-12 06:55:20

i will take his shit bitch!!!!!!

mkey

2010-04-03 21:24:20

love u mommy

cindy

2010-03-09 17:03:09

this joke is the fucking joke ever

?

2010-03-05 04:48:01

This is my email password *****. It starts with a c andy ends with a y

Ray Ray

2010-02-05 19:33:36

haha....chuck norris gives life lemons

sexybeast

2010-02-01 20:19:26

haha...............CHUCK NORRIS CAN BELIVE ITS BUTTER!!!

beth

2010-01-09 18:59:06

Chuck Norris grinds coffie with his teeth and boils the water with his rage

beth

2010-01-09 18:56:24

Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast that he punches himself in the back of the head

abby simons

2009-12-30 19:17:41

Chuck norris is so awsome if u say u want to get pregnant he looks at you and your knocked up beleive me it happened SIKE!!!!

i love chuck norris 1325

2009-12-30 19:12:23

Chuck norris got me pregnant and it did indeed take nine months and he is so beautiful if chuck doesnt let me take pictures because he says chuck norris breaks a camera not because hes ugly but because the camera cant handle wat chuck norris has

Samantha

2009-12-27 15:29:52

Chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at it and dared it to grow.

jody

2009-12-26 19:50:58

if you spell chuck norris in scrable you win. FOREVER.

chuck norris must maintain a concealed weapon licence in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

if chuck norris got you pregnant you would't have to wait 9 months for the baby to grow...you would wait 9 sec and the baby would burst out of you.

chuck norris really like the movie 101 dalmations. no on knows why.

jesus can walk through water but chuck norris can swim through land.

stodes

2009-12-14 22:44:11

who invented the c-section?chuck norris when he roundhouse kicked himself out

ian

2009-11-02 10:01:18

the best one.

jose

2009-10-27 13:26:50

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Kate

2009-10-21 23:25:19

Blaha. This is funny. :) ROFL!

Reggie

2009-08-15 03:21:42

Now thats' what I'm talkin bout.

brennan

2008-12-26 22:02:09

rotflol!!!!!!!!!!!thats hillarious!!!!!!!lol!!!

Purplehickeys

2008-05-24 23:18:26

If you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$ chuck norris has more money than you

chuck norris can add 2 plus 2 and get 1
1 roundhouse kick to the face

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight
not because hes afraid of the dark
because the dark is afraid of him

NoSYaJ

2008-05-13 21:10:28

Chuck Norris can view everyone's cam in YM without having to ask permission.

tyer

2008-04-14 09:29:55

the best one

3:16

2008-03-21 17:40:10

Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!"

EJ

2008-02-17 02:19:45

REALLY FUNNY HOLY KRAP CHECK UR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan

2008-02-06 17:51:50

HILARIOUS

fingernail

2008-01-22 08:26:04

whatever kinda wAcky tobaccy

rike

2007-12-21 00:22:22

chuck norris doesn't have any pubes cuz hair can't grow on steel

Zane

2007-05-22 16:08:49

This was originally a John Wayne joke. John Wayne toilet paper is rough and tough and don;t take shit off of anybody.

Walker

2007-05-18 18:36:39

Chuck Norris is the reason dinosaurs died.