Chuck Norris Joke #634
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Comments:
Condom
2012-12-09 13:27:26
And chuck norris OMG!! EEEEE!!! He is like sooo cute
Condom
2012-12-09 13:25:36
Me too I'm like gay I love guys that have big muscles that's like soooo hot
Gay
2012-12-09 13:23:04
Guys I'm like soo gay
Condom
2012-12-09 13:20:46
Jsksjdjlsj
Condom
2012-12-09 13:20:46
Jsksjdjlsj
jimmy
2012-04-12 14:28:26
funny
ME!!
2012-03-06 18:40:56
I am gay
Wiz khalifa
2012-03-06 18:39:53
I am back,brustas means breast in germany
Wiz khalifa
2012-03-05 19:39:29
Fuck u chuck Norris
Condom
2012-03-05 19:38:52
Chuck Norris is the best karate guy
Osama my momma
2012-03-05 19:34:51
AHHHHH! We had to lose the war and i miss saddan hussan already but i see him in hell
Josué
2012-03-05 19:32:07
Osama Got his ass killed by seal team 6
Hitler
2012-03-05 19:28:56
Germany was going to win the war but one of my solders fuked up
Wiz khalifa
2012-03-05 19:26:55
Shiza now i am really scared of chuck norres shiza means shit in germany
angelie
2012-03-05 17:34:56
i guess nobody should be afraid of the boogeyman any more if he's scared of chuck norris haha lol
lexy
2012-02-26 18:26:41
this is freaking hilarious
kaejin smithbejgrowicz
2012-02-09 17:12:26
ahhhhhh shit
Reagan
2012-01-21 08:17:58
Haha. That's so funny.
zak
2012-01-21 02:06:33
this is a crap joke
ccv c
2012-01-15 15:49:43
this is funny
Alien abassador
2011-12-07 20:54:20
Im the alien ambassador is chuck norris dead yet or do we still have to wait
ashley
2011-12-07 13:15:48
Sorry boogey man
chris
2011-07-19 13:56:56
Thats awesome!!!
freelance writing jobs
2011-06-19 11:43:52
i think it's very cool
rexer
2011-05-23 14:10:34
omfg the boogeyman is scared of chuck norris? and if you search up where is Chuck norris google will not search for him he will search for you
rose
2011-04-23 10:54:00
This us stupd
mitch
2011-04-19 10:47:17
cool
ME!!!
2011-04-03 18:21:22
LOL
Matthew
2011-03-12 16:05:59
Funney
Bean
2011-03-11 23:04:51
Now that what I call funnnnnnny!!!!
Bean
2011-03-11 23:04:51
Now that what I call funnnnnnny!!!!
Mo
2011-02-10 09:13:32
SO FUNNY! LOL!
ChucknorrisHATER
2011-02-05 07:53:22
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. when chuck norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for Jet Li >_>
wow
2011-02-02 11:54:33
holy shiz thisguys crazy*-*
braeden
2011-02-02 11:47:21
1:go to google 2#type in chuck norris im feeling lucky 3#laugh
braeden
2011-02-02 11:44:41
oh god :..] that made me cry!!
braeden
2011-02-02 11:41:52
lending hand kills 99.9 O\O of germs chuck norris kills 100 percent of what ever the fuck he wants:]
Lucie
2011-01-26 04:23:42
Chuck Norris was once caught up in a bank robbery. As the robbers were leaving with the cash they got Chuck Norrised
alexis
2010-12-31 15:33:41
say alexis if this joke is really funny
alexis
2010-12-31 15:30:57
ahahah the boogieman is scared of chuck norris! but the rest of the jokes r super lame the boogieman one is my favorite!
chantelle
2010-12-25 20:06:55
this is so funny
samrim
2010-12-23 15:11:23
hahaha this is funy
Spencer4
2010-12-08 15:51:56
HAHAHAHA shit son thats soooo funny!
Chucky
2010-12-03 11:46:22
@Chuck LEAVE POOPYPANTS ALONE!
Chuck
2010-12-03 11:44:23
@poopypants You're such a troll, get off youtube!
fdf
2010-11-13 15:02:42
dsasds
Stephanie
2010-11-09 17:07:03
That is HILARIOUS!
Jose
2010-11-03 17:15:50
THIS ONE IS SICK
chuckster
2010-10-23 03:31:38
Chuck Norris checks his closet for Chuck Norris only...
JoeDaPimpin
2010-10-22 17:40:52
The boogey man may check his closet for chuck norris, but chuck norris checks his closet for me and my friends.
chuk rules!
2010-10-21 16:40:48
Chuck Norris bought a night light, not because he was afraid of the dark, but the dark was afraid of him.
poopy pants
2010-10-15 15:49:20
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jennifer
2010-10-15 15:47:07
If you tell chuck norris something that is really funny he will laugh so hard he will piss his pants or somthing like that.
Jennie Warburton
2010-10-15 15:44:35
You are the funniest guy i have ever seen.
jrod
2010-10-14 08:24:54
that shit is so funny i shit my pants
Jenny
2010-10-09 18:18:10
When someone asked Chuck Norris if he wears boxers or briefs, he said he only goes comando. Then he gave the person a swift roundhouse kick to the groin for asking.
me
2010-08-14 03:07:25
lol chelsea :D
chelsea
2010-08-03 00:51:39
this is probably the best chuck norris joke on this site... chuck norris fucking rocks...he's gonna sneek in all u haters rooms at night and shit on your heads.
maceo
2010-06-28 14:34:48
so funny
clem
2010-06-11 04:47:11
chuck noris is so tuff he can win conect 4 in 3 moves ;)
Willfaz
2010-05-26 21:55:31
Yo should start the joke as... You know how little kids check their closets for the boggy man.. Well the boggy man.....ext
Jason Brettschneider
2010-05-01 14:19:13
When Chuck Norris says 'your mum/ yo mama' he means it
barrack obama
2010-04-17 22:03:52
FUCK YOU
Kelsey
2010-04-11 10:19:32
I love this joke! SO funny!!
Snoopdog47
2010-03-05 07:39:06
Are you guys on computer or DSi?
The unknown
2010-03-03 18:27:57
I have a girl friend. Can you guess who it is? Its Mackenzie.
Snoopdog47
2010-03-03 18:24:51
This one is my second favorite one. My first favorite one is the life on mars one.
Sabrina! [:
2010-03-02 00:54:10
OMG!!! heard it too many frickin' times! not funny anymore i'm sorry!
smeeer
2010-02-21 17:38:11
not your joke but if chuck norris found out he would roundhouse kick u in the face
matthew
2010-02-18 16:25:26
lol that is kool
Antman
2010-02-15 19:27:01
Chuck Norris doesn't care if you say uncle
love is in us
2010-02-15 15:14:46
chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are now known today as giraffes.
boogeyman
2010-02-15 15:10:16
its true i do check my closet for chuck norris before i sleep
Coolguy
2009-12-24 10:14:08
Classic
Lord Raven
2009-12-23 13:20:08
A father once said that he would put the fear of god in the boy that would come to take the hand of his dauther, God then said back "just put the fear fo Chuck Norris in him"; and with that the worlds first psyco hospital was formed.
alexa
2009-12-18 15:15:48
haha
lindsey
2009-12-18 10:49:00
chuck norris
billy bob joe
2009-12-11 14:49:00
Chuck Norris can kill you with a wink of an eye
billy bob joe
2009-12-11 14:47:48
They say that the dinosaurs went extinct because of a meteor, but it was really Chuck Norris
billy bob joe
2009-12-11 14:46:17
If you have 3$ and Chuck Norris has 3$,Chuck Norris has more
Matt
2009-12-11 09:33:01
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he does earth downs.
Boogie_Child
2009-12-11 00:44:33
Chuck Norris started the Mardi Gras in New Orleans by winking at a group of Married women one night.
Tullio21
2009-12-11 00:33:32
Chuck Norris can blow a perfect smoke ring through a tornados
Tullio21
2009-12-10 23:58:15
What did Chuck Norris say to the pope when the pope told him to leave the church?
Nothing he just round house kicked him in the face!
chuck norris
2009-12-10 17:46:08
jesaus walkes on water i swin through ground
chuck norris
2009-12-10 17:44:57
guy i am chuck and i admit i have killed the bogyman
kaity
2009-11-16 19:34:31
CHUCKy CHEESES NORRiS
:) smiley:)
2009-11-01 02:35:31
Chuck Norris died 100 years ago death doesn't have the balls to tell him:)
funny!
2009-09-30 14:20:43
Hehe
facepwner
2009-09-16 15:43:10
chuck norris broke the land speed record on a bike with no back whel or chain
monkey101
2009-09-16 14:37:21
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jennifer
2009-09-16 11:32:19
Haha
http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/topjokes.php?id=63 4#send
this is the website!
Nick
2009-08-08 22:25:24
chuck norris can like both his elbows...at the same time
Victor
2009-08-07 22:33:01
Chuck Norris once blew up a submarine by slashing the water with him hands and yelling "boom!"
Victor
2009-08-07 22:30:54
Chuck Norris can go back in time by running backwards
Victor
2009-08-07 22:29:42
Chuck Norris can beat you in a stare contest without knowing that he was competing.
Alec
2009-08-07 15:57:48
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
chuck norris dosent need to masterbait because there is no higher pleasure then being chuck norris
Victor
2009-08-06 19:20:42
When Chuck Norris rides a horse and it gets tired; he roundhouse kicks it(killing it), than eats it, and begins to run.
Victor
2009-08-06 19:18:39
Chuck Norris can eat a tomatoe in one bit.
Victor
2009-08-06 19:17:35
When chuck norris get realy, REALY,[b] REALY[/b] hungy. He eats a whale
Victor
2009-08-06 19:15:59
Chuck Norris can beat you in a arm wrestle on usings his pinnky
john chambers
2009-08-06 16:20:53
Chuck norris went to "the virgin islands" when he returned, they were just called "the islands"
garet covert
2009-08-04 21:40:28
this is all chuck norris jokes/facts.
taylor
2008-07-21 10:35:59
but....when chuck norris goes to sleep he checks the closet for little china men.
frank
2008-04-15 15:53:11
CHUCK NORRIS doesn't throw-up he throws down
JLB
2008-04-09 05:01:26
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for me.
Sauce
2008-03-27 12:51:30
This joke is the best of all!
alex rocker
2008-03-20 20:58:53
chuck norries kick ass alines are real they are waiting for chuck norris to die (wont happen)
nick
2008-03-10 11:45:03
it is funny
tafadzwa
2008-03-01 00:54:04
these jokes r bloody cool n almost accurate............
Katie Nielsen
2008-02-27 12:19:39
i think some of these jokes r mean, Chuck Noris is KOOL MAN. Sooo yeah, why is this website here?
I visited this website just to see what they sadi about him, they r funny but some of them shoukdn't exist.
Lucas Romero
2008-02-14 07:39:42
you have to chech other jokes of him