Chuck Norris Joke #634

me

2010-08-14 03:07:25

lol chelsea :D

chelsea

2010-08-03 00:51:39

this is probably the best chuck norris joke on this site... chuck norris fucking rocks...he's gonna sneek in all u haters rooms at night and shit on your heads.

maceo

2010-06-28 14:34:48

so funny

clem

2010-06-11 04:47:11

chuck noris is so tuff he can win conect 4 in 3 moves ;)

Willfaz

2010-05-26 21:55:31

Yo should start the joke as... You know how little kids check their closets for the boggy man.. Well the boggy man.....ext

Jason Brettschneider

2010-05-01 14:19:13

When Chuck Norris says 'your mum/ yo mama' he means it

barrack obama

2010-04-17 22:03:52

FUCK YOU

Kelsey

2010-04-11 10:19:32

I love this joke! SO funny!!

Snoopdog47

2010-03-05 07:39:06

Are you guys on computer or DSi?

The unknown

2010-03-03 18:27:57

I have a girl friend. Can you guess who it is? Its Mackenzie.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 18:24:51

This one is my second favorite one. My first favorite one is the life on mars one.

Sabrina! [:

2010-03-02 00:54:10

OMG!!! heard it too many frickin' times! not funny anymore i'm sorry!

smeeer

2010-02-21 17:38:11

not your joke but if chuck norris found out he would roundhouse kick u in the face

matthew

2010-02-18 16:25:26

lol that is kool

Antman

2010-02-15 19:27:01

Chuck Norris doesn't care if you say uncle

love is in us

2010-02-15 15:14:46

chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are now known today as giraffes.

boogeyman

2010-02-15 15:10:16

its true i do check my closet for chuck norris before i sleep

Coolguy

2009-12-24 10:14:08

Classic

Lord Raven

2009-12-23 13:20:08

A father once said that he would put the fear of god in the boy that would come to take the hand of his dauther, God then said back "just put the fear fo Chuck Norris in him"; and with that the worlds first psyco hospital was formed.

alexa

2009-12-18 15:15:48

haha

lindsey

2009-12-18 10:49:00

chuck norris

billy bob joe

2009-12-11 14:49:00

Chuck Norris can kill you with a wink of an eye

billy bob joe

2009-12-11 14:47:48

They say that the dinosaurs went extinct because of a meteor, but it was really Chuck Norris

billy bob joe

2009-12-11 14:46:17

If you have 3$ and Chuck Norris has 3$,Chuck Norris has more

Matt

2009-12-11 09:33:01

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he does earth downs.

Boogie_Child

2009-12-11 00:44:33

Chuck Norris started the Mardi Gras in New Orleans by winking at a group of Married women one night.

Tullio21

2009-12-11 00:33:32

Chuck Norris can blow a perfect smoke ring through a tornados

Tullio21

2009-12-10 23:58:15

What did Chuck Norris say to the pope when the pope told him to leave the church?

Nothing he just round house kicked him in the face!

chuck norris

2009-12-10 17:46:08

jesaus walkes on water i swin through ground

chuck norris

2009-12-10 17:44:57

guy i am chuck and i admit i have killed the bogyman

kaity

2009-11-16 19:34:31

CHUCKy CHEESES NORRiS

:) smiley:)

2009-11-01 02:35:31

Chuck Norris died 100 years ago death doesn't have the balls to tell him:)

funny!

2009-09-30 14:20:43

Hehe

facepwner

2009-09-16 15:43:10

chuck norris broke the land speed record on a bike with no back whel or chain

monkey101

2009-09-16 14:37:21

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Jennifer

2009-09-16 11:32:19

Haha
http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/topjokes.php?id=63 4#send

this is the website!

Nick

2009-08-08 22:25:24

chuck norris can like both his elbows...at the same time

Victor

2009-08-07 22:33:01

Chuck Norris once blew up a submarine by slashing the water with him hands and yelling "boom!"

Victor

2009-08-07 22:30:54

Chuck Norris can go back in time by running backwards

Victor

2009-08-07 22:29:42

Chuck Norris can beat you in a stare contest without knowing that he was competing.

Alec

2009-08-07 15:57:48

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

chuck norris dosent need to masterbait because there is no higher pleasure then being chuck norris

Victor

2009-08-06 19:20:42

When Chuck Norris rides a horse and it gets tired; he roundhouse kicks it(killing it), than eats it, and begins to run.

Victor

2009-08-06 19:18:39

Chuck Norris can eat a tomatoe in one bit.

Victor

2009-08-06 19:17:35

When chuck norris get realy, REALY,[b] REALY[/b] hungy. He eats a whale

Victor

2009-08-06 19:15:59

Chuck Norris can beat you in a arm wrestle on usings his pinnky

john chambers

2009-08-06 16:20:53

Chuck norris went to "the virgin islands" when he returned, they were just called "the islands"

garet covert

2009-08-04 21:40:28

this is all chuck norris jokes/facts.

taylor

2008-07-21 10:35:59

but....when chuck norris goes to sleep he checks the closet for little china men.

frank

2008-04-15 15:53:11

CHUCK NORRIS doesn't throw-up he throws down

JLB

2008-04-09 05:01:26

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for me.

Sauce

2008-03-27 12:51:30

This joke is the best of all!

alex rocker

2008-03-20 20:58:53

chuck norries kick ass alines are real they are waiting for chuck norris to die (wont happen)

nick

2008-03-10 11:45:03

it is funny

tafadzwa

2008-03-01 00:54:04

these jokes r bloody cool n almost accurate............

Katie Nielsen

2008-02-27 12:19:39

i think some of these jokes r mean, Chuck Noris is KOOL MAN. Sooo yeah, why is this website here?
I visited this website just to see what they sadi about him, they r funny but some of them shoukdn't exist.

Lucas Romero

2008-02-14 07:39:42

you have to chech other jokes of him