Chuck Norris Joke #634
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Comments:
me
2010-08-14 03:07:25
lol chelsea :D
chelsea
2010-08-03 00:51:39
this is probably the best chuck norris joke on this site... chuck norris fucking rocks...he's gonna sneek in all u haters rooms at night and shit on your heads.
maceo
2010-06-28 14:34:48
so funny
clem
2010-06-11 04:47:11
chuck noris is so tuff he can win conect 4 in 3 moves ;)
Willfaz
2010-05-26 21:55:31
Yo should start the joke as... You know how little kids check their closets for the boggy man.. Well the boggy man.....ext
Jason Brettschneider
2010-05-01 14:19:13
When Chuck Norris says 'your mum/ yo mama' he means it
barrack obama
2010-04-17 22:03:52
FUCK YOU
Kelsey
2010-04-11 10:19:32
I love this joke! SO funny!!
Snoopdog47
2010-03-05 07:39:06
Are you guys on computer or DSi?
The unknown
2010-03-03 18:27:57
I have a girl friend. Can you guess who it is? Its Mackenzie.
Snoopdog47
2010-03-03 18:24:51
This one is my second favorite one. My first favorite one is the life on mars one.
Sabrina! [:
2010-03-02 00:54:10
OMG!!! heard it too many frickin' times! not funny anymore i'm sorry!
smeeer
2010-02-21 17:38:11
not your joke but if chuck norris found out he would roundhouse kick u in the face
matthew
2010-02-18 16:25:26
lol that is kool
Antman
2010-02-15 19:27:01
Chuck Norris doesn't care if you say uncle
love is in us
2010-02-15 15:14:46
chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are now known today as giraffes.
boogeyman
2010-02-15 15:10:16
its true i do check my closet for chuck norris before i sleep
Coolguy
2009-12-24 10:14:08
Classic
Lord Raven
2009-12-23 13:20:08
A father once said that he would put the fear of god in the boy that would come to take the hand of his dauther, God then said back "just put the fear fo Chuck Norris in him"; and with that the worlds first psyco hospital was formed.
alexa
2009-12-18 15:15:48
haha
lindsey
2009-12-18 10:49:00
chuck norris
billy bob joe
2009-12-11 14:49:00
Chuck Norris can kill you with a wink of an eye
billy bob joe
2009-12-11 14:47:48
They say that the dinosaurs went extinct because of a meteor, but it was really Chuck Norris
billy bob joe
2009-12-11 14:46:17
If you have 3$ and Chuck Norris has 3$,Chuck Norris has more
Matt
2009-12-11 09:33:01
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he does earth downs.
Boogie_Child
2009-12-11 00:44:33
Chuck Norris started the Mardi Gras in New Orleans by winking at a group of Married women one night.
Tullio21
2009-12-11 00:33:32
Chuck Norris can blow a perfect smoke ring through a tornados
Tullio21
2009-12-10 23:58:15
What did Chuck Norris say to the pope when the pope told him to leave the church?
Nothing he just round house kicked him in the face!
chuck norris
2009-12-10 17:46:08
jesaus walkes on water i swin through ground
chuck norris
2009-12-10 17:44:57
guy i am chuck and i admit i have killed the bogyman
kaity
2009-11-16 19:34:31
CHUCKy CHEESES NORRiS
:) smiley:)
2009-11-01 02:35:31
Chuck Norris died 100 years ago death doesn't have the balls to tell him:)
funny!
2009-09-30 14:20:43
Hehe
facepwner
2009-09-16 15:43:10
chuck norris broke the land speed record on a bike with no back whel or chain
monkey101
2009-09-16 14:37:21
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jennifer
2009-09-16 11:32:19
Haha
http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/topjokes.php?id=63 4#send
this is the website!
Nick
2009-08-08 22:25:24
chuck norris can like both his elbows...at the same time
Victor
2009-08-07 22:33:01
Chuck Norris once blew up a submarine by slashing the water with him hands and yelling "boom!"
Victor
2009-08-07 22:30:54
Chuck Norris can go back in time by running backwards
Victor
2009-08-07 22:29:42
Chuck Norris can beat you in a stare contest without knowing that he was competing.
Alec
2009-08-07 15:57:48
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
chuck norris dosent need to masterbait because there is no higher pleasure then being chuck norris
Victor
2009-08-06 19:20:42
When Chuck Norris rides a horse and it gets tired; he roundhouse kicks it(killing it), than eats it, and begins to run.
Victor
2009-08-06 19:18:39
Chuck Norris can eat a tomatoe in one bit.
Victor
2009-08-06 19:17:35
When chuck norris get realy, REALY,[b] REALY[/b] hungy. He eats a whale
Victor
2009-08-06 19:15:59
Chuck Norris can beat you in a arm wrestle on usings his pinnky
john chambers
2009-08-06 16:20:53
Chuck norris went to "the virgin islands" when he returned, they were just called "the islands"
garet covert
2009-08-04 21:40:28
this is all chuck norris jokes/facts.
taylor
2008-07-21 10:35:59
but....when chuck norris goes to sleep he checks the closet for little china men.
frank
2008-04-15 15:53:11
CHUCK NORRIS doesn't throw-up he throws down
JLB
2008-04-09 05:01:26
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for me.
Sauce
2008-03-27 12:51:30
This joke is the best of all!
alex rocker
2008-03-20 20:58:53
chuck norries kick ass alines are real they are waiting for chuck norris to die (wont happen)
nick
2008-03-10 11:45:03
it is funny
tafadzwa
2008-03-01 00:54:04
these jokes r bloody cool n almost accurate............
Katie Nielsen
2008-02-27 12:19:39
i think some of these jokes r mean, Chuck Noris is KOOL MAN. Sooo yeah, why is this website here?
I visited this website just to see what they sadi about him, they r funny but some of them shoukdn't exist.
Lucas Romero
2008-02-14 07:39:42
you have to chech other jokes of him