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Chuck Norris Joke #585

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

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Gunner Evenson

2010-08-02 11:00:17

this one doesn't even make sence

Demiyah

2010-07-27 12:38:19

this joke is by far the funniest chuck norris joke that i have read or heard of

emily

2010-07-11 14:12:31

that is the BEST

kieran is a fag

2010-06-24 15:47:51

whats the difference of kieran and a rock? the rock has common sense. F**k u kieran

Josh

2010-06-14 18:19:00

When Chuck Norris is having sex with a woman, and she is on top of him, she qualifies for the mile high club

Joe Murphy

2010-05-29 11:54:56

The Hokie Pokie is mistaken, Chuck Norris is what it's all about!!!

Joe Murphy

2010-05-29 08:57:48

I can't think of a Chuck Norris Joke because every time I think of Chuck Norris, I faint

Kieran

2010-05-20 16:02:26

Haha best one evrr heresthe best joke of all time wuts the difference of a mexican and a bench? A bench can support a family ROFL

seabass

2010-05-14 13:19:15

Chuck Norris can fart the lyrics to 'We Are the Champions'. In 18 languages.

Klacker l0l

2010-04-17 18:39:37

I find myself laughing at the ones that involve species of animals being created by him. LOLZ!

chris mead

2010-03-30 10:59:53

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connor

2009-10-13 07:56:23

hahaha i actually laugh wheni read these...

vladimir

2009-10-09 22:10:52

your hecka funny

luis

2009-09-26 22:57:41

real funny man