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Chuck Norris Joke #560

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

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Pual

2010-06-17 17:12:13

Chuck Norris doesn't were a watch he decids the time.

shannon

2010-06-17 06:52:20

omfg that is actually funny as fuck i cant stop, laughin

potato

2010-05-25 11:18:18

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

seabass

2010-05-17 07:56:04

The phrase 'fear the mullet' was coined when Chuck Norris grew one.

seabass

2010-05-17 07:55:22

Chuck Norris bumper stickers make cars bullet proof.

Jordan:)

2010-01-11 06:03:05

Lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao :L

Chris

2009-12-25 08:10:07

This is scientifically accurate, not just opinion..

ryley

2009-12-16 16:30:23

luv ya

Lambgod

2009-12-03 19:52:24

Wasn't a bad joke but ive seen better

Cloontang

2008-01-16 03:04:38

i love the jokes

wtf

2007-11-05 19:59:02

wtf