Chuck Norris Joke #241

Scott Muir

2010-06-23 17:35:31

contrary to popular belief there is a word that rhymes with the words; orange, purple, silver and month. This word is Chuck Norris.

mrs.norris

2010-06-09 18:34:22

hahahahahahaha

Jessica Norris

2010-05-28 22:35:08

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that he knocked their lights out... At THEIR HOUSE FOR TWO MONTHS....

patrick

2010-04-12 09:52:13

every time you masterbate chuck norris hits a mexican baby in the face

sterling

2010-04-01 23:20:22

chuck norris doesnt use steroids, steroids use chuck norris

TO

2010-03-29 06:04:29

CHUCK NORRIS is so tough under his beard there is no chin.... yet only another fist.

Spencer Homitz

2010-01-01 18:25:51

Chuck Norris built Nasa's first space shuttle from the pieces to a blender.

Itsme

2009-12-25 18:11:32

Sorry,bruce lee killed chuck Norris!

Itsme

2009-12-25 18:06:26

Chuck Norris is pretty tough,but who's tougher, chuck norris or Jackie chan?I think chuck Norris is way tougher.but in the way of the dragon jackie chan ,so I still think chuck Norris is still the best caues......he's chuck Norris!!!!

Itsme

2009-12-25 17:56:02

That was a good Joke!

steven

2009-12-22 15:10:40

its aaron this is a funny joke

tom

2009-10-16 02:47:43

classic i love chuck!

suffian

2009-10-05 05:29:38

Chuck norris is so great. when he speak, fathers will secure their daughters but forget about their wife right to their next.

Tushar

2009-07-25 16:45:22

If jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land

bob

2008-09-29 05:22:48

when chuck norris jumps in the ocean, he dosnt get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris

shadowoof

2008-04-10 16:15:03

global warming isnt real its just chuck norris turning up the sun

Golan

2008-02-24 22:05:39

The Earth was supposed to be created in 10 days but Chuck Norris gave god 7.

danny

2008-02-02 18:11:40

dumb joke if chuck norris kicked a horse in the chin it would be dead...DUH

Trevor Bradley, sioux city iowa

2008-01-10 11:36:22

chuck norris is a certified bad ass....chuck norris once ate a 72 ounce steak in 1 hour...he spent the first 59 min having sex with the waitress!!!!!!! chuck norris round house kick is so fast that if you put it in slow motion you would see he ate dinner, smoked a cigar, and had sex with your girlfriend...then kicked you!!!

tim

2008-01-03 18:59:13

If Chuck Norris invented a Chuck Norris joke the punchline would kill you.

Lachlan King

2007-10-10 23:27:11

Chuck Norris does not have pubes on his balls because hair does not grow on steel.

AJAY

2007-08-28 00:54:44

Chuck Norris can Google talk from a public phone

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-30 13:58:38

love this one!!

Wilson Smith

2007-02-25 17:47:01

Hey, love your site, if u need another joke: "If you wake up in the morning its only because Chuck Norris let you live!" or "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits." Heh, bye!