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Chuck Norris Joke #231

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Comments:

chris

2010-08-21 23:22:28

Chuck Norris is the missing link...

John Draco

2010-08-18 18:28:09

PRICELESS
Also, when Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd

kaley

2010-07-30 12:03:01

chuck norris doesnt speak. he simply thinks words towords his foot and round house kicks them into your brain.

kaley

2010-07-30 12:03:01

chuck norris doesnt speak. he simply thinks words towords his foot and round house kicks them into your brain.

Chase

2010-07-11 22:35:48

when chuck norris gives you tha finger hes really telling you how long you have to live

chuck

2010-07-11 22:32:04

dinosaurs are extinct cuz a dinosaur looked at ckuck norris the wrong way once

brook

2010-06-07 20:22:44

Burnn.. lololol haha that is so funny..

stephanie

2010-06-02 09:35:55

this is funny rite

Klacker lOl

2010-06-01 18:48:08

i'm the reason why the person who wrote this hasn't commented :p

juan

2010-06-01 12:06:57

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stefan

2010-05-23 00:06:58

its the funniest joke ever!!!

seabass

2010-05-17 07:58:31

Chuck Norris can bitch-slap your ass with his mustache.

Justin Cabe

2010-05-16 22:02:43

HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
- an admirrer
No matter what you will say to me, I wouldnt tell you if I gave you this or not!- "hint"

Eric

2010-05-08 07:45:29

amasing

Jackson

2010-05-06 15:23:30

AWESOME, I love this one

omg

2010-04-25 15:46:18

i love this joke

omg

2010-04-25 15:45:18

i love this joke

EPIC!

2010-03-23 05:35:14

EPIC!!!!

Who wants a blow job?

2010-03-16 15:46:28

Victoria

2010-03-16 15:40:06

Hey be nice.

Jordan :)

2010-03-03 17:32:01

Fuck you Snoopy.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 17:24:21

...

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 17:22:31

I was just kidding.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 17:19:39

What the #%&$ is this? This is not funny at all!

cassandra

2010-02-09 18:41:49

this is some funny shit

Gary

2010-02-09 12:40:57

because youd ont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you

scarlet

2010-02-08 13:25:28

really? i thught the reason Waldo was hiding was cuse of Dumbledore...Mighty wizard, you have decieved me! but.... if Waldo is hidig from chuck norris, why cant you ever find chuck norris either? HMM?????

jonathan

2010-02-05 13:59:31

chuck norris doesn't find waldo, waldo willingly steps into the open.

jonathan

2010-02-05 13:58:19

funny

Nikki

2010-02-03 14:52:37

word

(*__*)SMILEY

2010-01-27 08:51:26

haha where do they get these hilarious jokes!!??

Jordan:)

2010-01-11 06:04:01

i LOL'd :)

talia.

2010-01-09 14:18:28

these jokes are gaaay.
no offense but OMG lamee. (;

annalyse

2009-12-20 20:57:49

fukin funny

Danieel Cooley

2009-12-15 16:52:20

hilarious:)

Casey

2009-11-27 11:08:09

thats the best one lol it the best!!!!

Gabe

2009-11-19 23:46:03

Who's Waldo ?!?

Jecon Llacer

2009-11-14 09:28:50

Say this as a yo mamma joke

Bryce

2009-11-11 15:18:16

When Chuck Norris takes a shower, he doesn't get wet. Wet gets Chuck Norris.

Carnell

2009-10-25 22:35:00

lmfao!!! give me more.

Bart

2009-10-23 17:36:04

Waldo is Mickey Mouses older brother right? Or is it Oswald...

ME

2009-10-05 13:39:23

if i were waldo, i'd hide 2

REBECA GOBRECHT

2008-09-03 15:49:32

LOVE LOGAN

Sarah

2008-06-04 15:12:20

THAT IS A AWESOME JOKE!!!!!

Samsonite

2008-04-10 12:55:25

To bad waldo isnt hiding... hes just in a big crowd

mike dietz

2008-04-09 17:00:08

mom, i thought this was funny

emilio the great

2008-03-31 10:41:01

AMAZING!!!!

i am legend

2008-03-20 18:26:16

what a bamf

karlee wood

2008-02-01 08:04:46

i luv this one!

lagger

2007-10-26 18:35:15

I LOVE LAG AND YOU SHOULD TO

ripper

2007-08-22 03:54:53

go bud