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2010-09-07 12:32:43
Chuck Norris doesn't even need a magnifying glass to set ants on fire.
nun yo bees wax!
2010-08-14 19:37:39
this is tots. impossible but thats wat make it so funny!
lolz.
fbdjkfklbsdjk
2010-08-13 13:54:06
chuck norris is awesome
Klacker lOl
2010-08-12 17:26:03
lol the men in the middle of the thread are omega homo's
Klacker lOl
2010-08-12 17:24:13
dylan did your dad ever tell you not to solicite information on a public thread. your clogging up the works man...
sad;iugh
2010-08-12 16:48:56
its a fact
dylan
2010-07-20 18:14:29
who ever wants to meet up call me on 0422617749
annoymous person
2010-07-20 18:12:22
chuck norris is da best
carbonsteelblade/youtube
2010-07-18 14:32:30
I like this one!
Emily
2010-07-11 14:15:10
i LOVE chuck norris...and his cheesy jokes!!
Nathan
2010-06-17 01:35:20
Oh yes Hitler.. Im interested
Adolf Hitler
2010-06-16 03:48:56
De penis
Dylan
2010-06-16 03:48:24
I fucked a guy.. nuff said
cameron
2010-06-16 03:48:20
i have a tiny pin dick
Nathan
2010-06-16 03:47:40
Zomg I can score an extra cock! Ryan my love.. we will be together soon!!!!!!
Ryan
2010-06-16 03:47:34
My Number:07746058929
Natnan
2010-06-16 03:47:02
Kyle, Mccrinky, Bradley, Chuck, MR.T... i WANT ALL YOUR COCKS IN ME
Bradley
2010-06-16 03:46:38
Teh fuck? I thought I was nathans bf
nathan
2010-06-16 03:46:33
it was so juicy
Nathan
2010-06-16 03:46:13
Omg Ol'mccrinkys cock is so big
Osama
2010-06-16 03:35:12
OH NO TEH POWER UGHHGGHGUHGHGUGH
Mr.T
2010-06-16 03:34:38
MR T!
Chuck Norris
2010-06-16 03:34:19
ZOMG A TERRORIST! TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
CHUCK NORRIS!
Osama
2010-06-16 03:33:52
Ok I think im save.. the CIA are snooping around pg 300ish.. im safe
Mr.T
2010-06-16 03:33:12
Fools! Chucky is my Brov if yuou lay a hand on his holyness ima pity you like I'VE NEVER PITIED BEFORE!
Chuck Norris
2010-06-16 03:32:28
D: Mr.T and I are tight man.... you crossed the line I'd never hurt my Homie
Nathan
2010-06-16 03:32:11
How could you chuck im gonna get Mr T and bruce lee on you
Chuck Norris
2010-06-16 03:31:44
You ready for the god?
Kyle
2010-06-16 03:31:22
Im sorry.. im with Chuck Norris now
nathan
2010-06-16 03:30:52
OMG i didnt want you 2 find out its not how it look i still hav not forgot that night wer had it was wild PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Chuck Norris
2010-06-16 03:30:25
Read my words. They can kill you
Kyle
2010-06-16 03:29:51
How could you Nathan? i thought we had something
Nathan
2010-06-16 03:29:50
hey mccrikny wer do u live/ im interested in u i hope kyle dos'nt find out
Kyle
2010-06-16 03:29:07
Hes my man!
Ol' Mccrikny
2010-06-16 03:28:43
Hey nathan yous ound like a sexy boy! meet me for a rogueh ride!!!!!!!
Nathan
2010-06-16 03:28:38
ZOMG i need a man to treat me right...kyle you could be the 1
I
2010-06-16 03:27:56
Ill phone him now
Kyle
2010-06-16 03:27:42
need a sexy man in you area? call now on 90458913
seabass
2010-05-14 12:24:17
Chuck Norris can kill you. From 100 yards. With projectile kidney stones.
seabass
2010-05-14 10:06:30
Lesbian virgin nuns masturbate whilst thinking of Chuck Norris.
Klacker lOl
2010-04-18 11:30:08
Q: what's the only thing more deadly than an angry chuck norris?
A: an angry chuck norris with a gun...
Cheese
2010-04-17 04:53:04
Epic
susan
2010-03-05 08:08:03
Happy Birthday Garrad! I'm so glad you made time to go to dinner with me - I had fun. We love you tons and pray for you too. xoxoxo
luc
2010-01-10 21:53:10
when chuck norris jumps is a pool, he doesnt get wet, the pool gets chuck norrised'
Itsme
2009-12-24 10:00:52
Get a life resse
Chloe
2009-11-26 03:27:20
hahahaha this cracked me up, and yes reese its hilarous
Yo daddy
2009-11-25 17:16:06
at night u wish because chuck norris' eyes r the sun because he heats the world and blinds people at the same time!
someone
2009-11-15 16:50:31
so can i just not as good as chuck norris
ppul
2009-10-04 00:10:56
thats virtuually impossible 4 any1 but chuck norris
marshall
2009-07-20 21:04:33
the reason no one made chuck norris toilet paper is because chuck norris dont take shit from no one.
marshall
2009-07-20 20:37:27
marshall thinks reese is a jackass because he wants to be chuck norris but isnt
marshall
2009-07-20 20:34:48
omg chuck norris is kick ass no martial artist is as good as him.
fobbio
2009-07-06 21:45:10
i love this its funny
Clayton Watson
2009-06-18 18:32:50
LMAO!that is one of the funniest chuck norris jokes i have ever heard!where do y'all get this stuff from?
caylie
2009-06-12 11:23:55
hey this one is really funny i sent it to my mom and i get it i think it means that he is hott
connor
2009-02-09 16:53:14
wow reese is a #$#%##^. because that was funny
reese
2009-01-17 19:15:40
@MORGOTH
this incredible???
If that's incredible for you then what's crap?
reese
2009-01-17 19:14:03
you think it's funny? i think it's CRAP! Totally crap..
GET A LIFE!
andy
2009-01-14 12:05:53
this is funny
Jake
2008-12-21 14:12:21
isnt this a good one sev? haha
Tichaona
2008-10-04 03:57:29
i think he is a joke master .why because there is no light at night which he can fire the ants
ross livesay
2008-03-12 12:10:18
chuck norris is so awsome he iS MY FAVORITE HERO
i wish he was at heavener high school in oklahoma
Morgoth
2008-02-12 05:38:27
incredible!
Ryan Schuman
2008-02-01 20:49:22
the big bang theory was creadted by the thundering roundhouse of Chuck Norris