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Chuck Norris Joke #177

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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2010-09-07 12:32:43

Chuck Norris doesn't even need a magnifying glass to set ants on fire.

nun yo bees wax!

2010-08-14 19:37:39

this is tots. impossible but thats wat make it so funny!
lolz.

fbdjkfklbsdjk

2010-08-13 13:54:06

chuck norris is awesome

Klacker lOl

2010-08-12 17:26:03

lol the men in the middle of the thread are omega homo's

Klacker lOl

2010-08-12 17:24:13

dylan did your dad ever tell you not to solicite information on a public thread. your clogging up the works man...

sad;iugh

2010-08-12 16:48:56

its a fact

dylan

2010-07-20 18:14:29

who ever wants to meet up call me on 0422617749

annoymous person

2010-07-20 18:12:22

chuck norris is da best

carbonsteelblade/youtube

2010-07-18 14:32:30

I like this one!

Emily

2010-07-11 14:15:10

i LOVE chuck norris...and his cheesy jokes!!

Nathan

2010-06-17 01:35:20

Oh yes Hitler.. Im interested

Adolf Hitler

2010-06-16 03:48:56

De penis

Dylan

2010-06-16 03:48:24

I fucked a guy.. nuff said

cameron

2010-06-16 03:48:20

i have a tiny pin dick

Nathan

2010-06-16 03:47:40

Zomg I can score an extra cock! Ryan my love.. we will be together soon!!!!!!

Ryan

2010-06-16 03:47:34

My Number:07746058929

Natnan

2010-06-16 03:47:02

Kyle, Mccrinky, Bradley, Chuck, MR.T... i WANT ALL YOUR COCKS IN ME

Bradley

2010-06-16 03:46:38

Teh fuck? I thought I was nathans bf

nathan

2010-06-16 03:46:33

it was so juicy

Nathan

2010-06-16 03:46:13

Omg Ol'mccrinkys cock is so big

Osama

2010-06-16 03:35:12

OH NO TEH POWER UGHHGGHGUHGHGUGH

Mr.T

2010-06-16 03:34:38

MR T!

Chuck Norris

2010-06-16 03:34:19

ZOMG A TERRORIST! TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!

CHUCK NORRIS!

Osama

2010-06-16 03:33:52

Ok I think im save.. the CIA are snooping around pg 300ish.. im safe

Mr.T

2010-06-16 03:33:12

Fools! Chucky is my Brov if yuou lay a hand on his holyness ima pity you like I'VE NEVER PITIED BEFORE!

Chuck Norris

2010-06-16 03:32:28

D: Mr.T and I are tight man.... you crossed the line I'd never hurt my Homie

Nathan

2010-06-16 03:32:11

How could you chuck im gonna get Mr T and bruce lee on you

Chuck Norris

2010-06-16 03:31:44

You ready for the god?

Kyle

2010-06-16 03:31:22

Im sorry.. im with Chuck Norris now

nathan

2010-06-16 03:30:52

OMG i didnt want you 2 find out its not how it look i still hav not forgot that night wer had it was wild PLEASE FORGIVE ME

Chuck Norris

2010-06-16 03:30:25

Read my words. They can kill you

Kyle

2010-06-16 03:29:51

How could you Nathan? i thought we had something

Nathan

2010-06-16 03:29:50

hey mccrikny wer do u live/ im interested in u i hope kyle dos'nt find out

Kyle

2010-06-16 03:29:07

Hes my man!

Ol' Mccrikny

2010-06-16 03:28:43

Hey nathan yous ound like a sexy boy! meet me for a rogueh ride!!!!!!!

Nathan

2010-06-16 03:28:38

ZOMG i need a man to treat me right...kyle you could be the 1

I

2010-06-16 03:27:56

Ill phone him now

Kyle

2010-06-16 03:27:42

need a sexy man in you area? call now on 90458913

seabass

2010-05-14 12:24:17

Chuck Norris can kill you. From 100 yards. With projectile kidney stones.

seabass

2010-05-14 10:06:30

Lesbian virgin nuns masturbate whilst thinking of Chuck Norris.

Klacker lOl

2010-04-18 11:30:08

Q: what's the only thing more deadly than an angry chuck norris?
A: an angry chuck norris with a gun...

Cheese

2010-04-17 04:53:04

Epic

susan

2010-03-05 08:08:03

Happy Birthday Garrad! I'm so glad you made time to go to dinner with me - I had fun. We love you tons and pray for you too. xoxoxo

luc

2010-01-10 21:53:10

when chuck norris jumps is a pool, he doesnt get wet, the pool gets chuck norrised'

Itsme

2009-12-24 10:00:52

Get a life resse

Chloe

2009-11-26 03:27:20

hahahaha this cracked me up, and yes reese its hilarous

Yo daddy

2009-11-25 17:16:06

at night u wish because chuck norris' eyes r the sun because he heats the world and blinds people at the same time!

someone

2009-11-15 16:50:31

so can i just not as good as chuck norris

ppul

2009-10-04 00:10:56

thats virtuually impossible 4 any1 but chuck norris

marshall

2009-07-20 21:04:33

the reason no one made chuck norris toilet paper is because chuck norris dont take shit from no one.

marshall

2009-07-20 20:37:27

marshall thinks reese is a jackass because he wants to be chuck norris but isnt

marshall

2009-07-20 20:34:48

omg chuck norris is kick ass no martial artist is as good as him.

fobbio

2009-07-06 21:45:10

i love this its funny

Clayton Watson

2009-06-18 18:32:50

LMAO!that is one of the funniest chuck norris jokes i have ever heard!where do y'all get this stuff from?

caylie

2009-06-12 11:23:55

hey this one is really funny i sent it to my mom and i get it i think it means that he is hott

connor

2009-02-09 16:53:14

wow reese is a #$#%##^. because that was funny

reese

2009-01-17 19:15:40

@MORGOTH

this incredible???
If that's incredible for you then what's crap?

reese

2009-01-17 19:14:03

you think it's funny? i think it's CRAP! Totally crap..
GET A LIFE!

andy

2009-01-14 12:05:53

this is funny

Jake

2008-12-21 14:12:21

isnt this a good one sev? haha

Tichaona

2008-10-04 03:57:29

i think he is a joke master .why because there is no light at night which he can fire the ants

ross livesay

2008-03-12 12:10:18

chuck norris is so awsome he iS MY FAVORITE HERO
i wish he was at heavener high school in oklahoma

Morgoth

2008-02-12 05:38:27

incredible!

Ryan Schuman

2008-02-01 20:49:22

the big bang theory was creadted by the thundering roundhouse of Chuck Norris