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Chuck Norris Joke #144

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Comments:

Katie Bates

2010-07-19 14:19:13

but @justinbieber can run into one and make it look gooddd

Billith

2010-07-12 11:40:55

Scientists once thought diamond was the hardest thing on earth then chuck norris got a boner!

Alex

2010-06-21 09:29:23

When god and the devil were fighting people say god threw the devil down to hell but really chuck Norris was the one who threw god up and the devil down

Alex

2010-06-21 09:24:37

When god and the devil were fighting people say god threw the devil down to hell but really chuck Norris was the one who threw god up and the devil down

Jordan :)

2010-03-08 04:39:25

nacho's with cheese!!!

Snoopdog47

2010-03-08 04:35:33

Hey be nice asshole what did he ever do to you?

Snoopdog47

2010-03-08 04:21:04

I don't laugh at them any more. To me they are geting old but they are still good jokes :)

Snoopdog47

2010-03-04 05:22:42

That's imposible.

Sabrina! [:

2010-03-02 00:55:32

I only have 3 things to say! L O L!!!

JT

2010-01-26 13:19:32

Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris and Mr.T are what Willis was talking about.

Jordan :)

2010-01-11 06:01:16

i Love Chuck Norris

mike sidmen

2010-01-01 17:00:38

so fucking sorry bout my 4 year olds offensive language . toddlers will be toddlers my mom raised me swearing so my kid was

jessie sidmen

2010-01-01 16:58:06

that is a #@*#ing dumb joke.
jk it is so f-ing hilarious i almost craped myself when i read it

Itsme

2009-12-27 06:32:47

This is a good joke!!!!!!

Ejack

2009-12-26 07:15:56

Wazap

Xeher

2009-11-27 04:40:44

LOL!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Anon

2009-11-18 12:15:28

chuck norris pulled a driveby.. with his fist

syd

2009-11-04 14:19:55

........
KABLOOOIE!!!!
(Tee...Hee...Hee!)

Hobnobs

2009-09-05 17:26:22

That is funny

jane clarkson

2009-07-28 19:49:23

Where do you come up with these jokes!

matt

2009-07-07 13:22:23

this is very funny

christian

2009-05-04 11:40:57

lol

nacho

2008-09-05 19:09:26

omgggggggggggggggggg i am out of breath not i just don't get his jokes

chuck norris

2008-07-05 08:11:12

funny

Cory Lemieux

2008-05-14 10:25:52

This Comment is the "BEST!" Chuck Norris is halirous(spell check)

Justin

2008-03-31 12:25:47

YEYEA FROM NICK!!

Yebb

2007-10-17 15:19:40

Snilld