Comments:
Gabriel
2010-09-03 14:06:06
Zombies never come out at night, Because Chuck Norris is watching them.
chris
2010-08-21 23:04:01
Q: do you know what's the best joke?
A: CHUCK NORRIS
sara
2010-08-04 13:33:17
this is so funny
lovely
2010-07-23 22:37:50
wow it is so funny!hahaha
aaron kozuv
2010-07-19 20:28:11
this is hilarious
rose
2010-07-18 08:24:10
.................................................. ....
NO DAME COMMENT!!!!
chris wiser
2010-07-08 09:45:45
loved this one very funny!!!!
Elijah-PM
2010-06-28 11:32:05
hope u enjoyed da jokes :)
Elijah-PM
2010-06-28 11:30:48
When we bombed japan in WWII we didnt really use bombs we dropped Chuck Norris and they died in the sight of his awsome-nis
Elijah-PM
2010-06-28 11:26:34
Norris can round-house kick u around da world so hard you will end up behind him in a matter of seconds and when u end up on dat side he'll kick u again
Elijah-PM
2010-06-28 11:22:50
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but da grim reaper was to afraid 2 tell him
Elijah-PM
2010-06-28 11:18:24
Chuck Norris can eat his soda
Elijah-PM
2010-06-28 11:17:16
Chuck Norris can finish couting da number system
Elijah-PM
2010-06-28 11:11:18
If u walk in your house and Chuck Norris is banging your wife u better bring him a beer and a sandwitch
Anna
2010-06-18 14:07:27
Ha. Ha.
sdfs
2010-06-14 15:03:09
Under chuck norris chin is not a beard its another fist
Jim
2010-06-14 06:06:43
Chuck Norris doesnt own a lawnmower. He just stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
Brook
2010-06-07 20:21:48
This is funny... But i can crack better jokes...(:
blake madson
2010-06-05 03:38:03
chuck noris never had baby teeth.
Jacques Pelletier
2010-06-02 16:22:34
At the Day of Judgment, Chuck Norris will be sitting on the Throne, with God at his right and Jesus at his left.
Cal
2010-06-01 19:40:46
When god said let their be light chuck Norris said say please! Jesus can walk on water chuck Norris can swim on land!
Klacker lOl
2010-05-31 19:58:59
chuck's mom has a tatoo that reads "Son
kenny
2010-05-21 23:08:41
i love all the jokes???? chuck norris has a thrid hand for his own funn? nasty
Ben Yeffet
2010-05-19 07:05:55
THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cameron
2010-05-15 22:07:49
do u no how the twin towers got so big by chuk norris he made them big
cameron
2010-05-15 22:07:45
do u no how the twin towers got so big by chuk norris he made them big
seabass
2010-05-14 09:25:44
Chuck Norris can write Chuck Norris jokes so funny they will kill you. Literally.
seabass
2010-05-14 09:19:14
there are three kinds of people. those that can count. those that cannot. and chuck norris.
chuck norris
2010-05-13 19:11:54
lol
cameron
2010-05-08 02:29:35
chuck Norris does not shave he makes the shaver shave him
fish
2010-05-03 15:29:29
I haven't seen this one before its pretty good.
Rob Granger
2010-05-01 12:39:51
I came across this, it's funny!-
Caleb
Kristabella
2010-04-23 19:39:00
Voldemort had a nose before he met Chuck Norris
shayla
2010-04-23 17:37:26
lol
Klacker lOl
2010-04-17 19:05:37
I wear chuck norris pajamas
haley
2010-04-08 12:54:45
wow!!!!
the dude
2010-04-05 20:58:27
when Chuck Norris tried to commit suicide it saved him and killed its self
Ben
2010-04-05 20:48:09
Chuck Norris uses a night light not because he's scared of the dark its because the dark is afraid of him.
Ben
2010-04-05 20:45:56
Chuck Norris is so tough that he can clogg a toilet with his pee
kevin
2010-03-04 19:44:14
Chuck Horris isnt gay, he just ran out of women.
Sabrina
2010-03-02 00:52:49
LOL! To all those people out there who where superman pjs u r very very sad!
Jazmine
2010-02-26 17:36:28
nice job
Ike
2010-02-26 06:20:48
Chuck Norris once had an awkward moment to see how it felt
$p!k3
2010-02-26 03:34:23
Einstein
Brad
2010-02-18 08:16:19
Chuck Norris once broke his arm just to see what it would feel like... He laughed...
cindy
2010-02-17 20:17:07
funny joke
ariel
2010-02-17 18:02:59
this joke is so funny!
Malachia
2010-02-12 21:47:19
keeper.Chia
demax182
2010-01-28 01:20:10
Chuck Norris doesn't catch a bad case of the Cold but rather the Cold catches a bad case of Chuck Norris.
Cat
2010-01-27 22:37:43
haha thats good. oh and chuck norris isnt gay ok. get over it! and besides being gay isnt bad!!! god stupid ass ppl
Adaptor
2010-01-26 06:00:56
Chuck NOrris once killed two stones with one bird:D. Chuck norris has been to the moon.... that's why there's no form of life there
Walshys 1887s
2010-01-25 21:09:29
Chuck Norris doesnt signal semi trucks to honk their horn. they signal chuck norris to honk his.
austin
2010-01-25 21:07:40
they say chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries.
:)
2010-01-25 18:42:00
Best one i ever heard
Susanna
2010-01-17 20:22:26
Ha Ha these jokes are funny when you see the part of the writing on it.
elijah
2009-12-25 11:24:24
lol funny.
what kind of pajamas dos chuck norris wear
bss xannxda
2009-12-21 13:46:15
hillarios
Dallas
2009-12-16 20:24:49
Chuck norris dosent feel pain pain feels chuck norris
bren-x
2009-11-25 15:10:44
heeheehee tat's damnn straight
MOSES
2009-11-18 09:18:15
CHUCK NORRIS BEAT STEVIE WONDER IN A STARING CONTEST :)
TooFunny
2009-11-18 09:10:57
If you can't see Chuck Norris your only seconds away from death!
Heidi
2009-11-17 17:09:39
i want chuck norris jammies so bad i would wear them every day and every night, he rocks
holly
2009-11-17 17:06:14
chuck norris rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllleee eeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
Justin
2009-11-14 09:33:26
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass he dares it to grow :)
Eric
2009-10-05 15:53:28
I thought this was hilarious
ChuckNorrisisFunny
2009-09-30 14:19:00
Sooooo Funny!
Daltyn
2009-09-13 22:26:31
Every time you masturebate chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face
jeremy
2009-09-13 17:37:09
I would so rock a pair of chuck norris jammies to my next drill!!! Since our new commander loves me so much!!!
Tanner
2009-09-11 07:16:06
isnt this funny! Go to chucknorrisjokes.net to look at more.
Tarek-FM
2009-09-09 15:35:33
To the idiots who can't see the humor and or feel the need to call the people here names to make themselves feel good(ie jon). Of course he is not a god you idiots!!! Thats why its so damn funny!! He is a b-list celebrity and the characters he portrays are godlike but badly acted....so if you truly get the humor, its because the jokes are actually taking the piss out of him!(american tranlation-making fun of him) Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Chuck Norris, however, lets be real as he is no Al Pacino! Its amazing that people are so insecure and so angry inside themselves that they can't even see the very thing that causes them pain would give them joy if they saw beyond their ego!!
carolene
2009-09-08 21:35:20
u guys!! all these jokes is all funny and all but the whole worshipping part! thats just not cool! and chuck norris cant be god even if he tries to! and to all u retarded people who thinks these ish's true! please! drop back to earth! theres a reason why things is called jokes!!!
Curtis Manor
2009-09-06 19:41:32
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
vincent
2009-08-28 17:44:16
haha. from nichole
joe
2009-08-25 23:21:22
people say the cow jumps over the moon. people are wrong its just chuck norris.
Patrick
2009-08-23 21:51:08
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake. After 4 days of excrutiating pain. The snake died
julia
2009-07-28 19:54:16
chuck norris jokes are so funny they and if I had chuck norris pajamas i would wear everynight maybe even in the day!!!!!!
bob
2009-07-06 12:52:17
chuck norris doesent need to worry about pulling the pin on a grenade, it explodes when he tells it to.
Bobthebuilder
2009-07-03 09:17:32
I dont get the joke about chuck Norris playing poker. Chuck Norris is my town's mascot.
Ron
2009-05-26 09:00:23
This is my adult kickball team name!
jennifer
2009-05-17 16:52:24
CHUCK NORRIS IS WORSHIPPED IN OUR DRAMA CLASS! GO CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!
blah
2009-04-28 21:36:07
isn't that funny... everyone needs to just chill..
ali
2009-03-20 13:57:17
I worship chuck norris he is a god
lucy
2009-03-10 14:40:22
i sold my chuck norris PJ's on E-bay for $500,
the highest bid was $5000
tom
2009-03-01 03:20:48
lol
brennan
2008-12-26 21:59:04
lol thats funny!!!
Trina
2008-12-03 16:46:54
Enjoy TJ
AL
2008-11-10 15:24:30
dude this was kinda funny it didn't make me laugh though
alnona
2008-10-12 18:54:45
hi mom this is a chuck norris joke
kyle
2008-10-10 18:58:16
when chuck norris goes into the water chuck norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norris
Chuck Norris
2008-09-06 17:37:21
Ha ha
chuck norris
2008-07-05 08:03:16
funny
Derek
2008-04-06 01:39:45
David, Watch out. Chuck Norris is on to you!
David
2008-04-05 14:36:42
CHuck Norris is just an actor get over him you bunch of faggots here I got one for you "Chuck Norris wasin a store when it was being robbed he tried to stop it but when he kicked one of the robbers he was shot in the chest 2 times he died in the hospital" and you know what that's probably what would happen if he did get shot the bullets wouldn't bounce off they'd go into his chest and he would bleed and yell and die
funny guy
2008-03-30 15:53:02
when chuck jumps into a pool he dosent get when the water gets chuck norrised.
dustin bennett
2008-03-27 18:37:19
these jokes are so funny!lol
markie hall
2008-03-16 16:54:55
chuck norris is only alive is cuase he is god
Keith
2008-03-16 08:29:31
Hey its Underwear not Pajamas.
vernon music
2008-03-14 19:01:23
hi there
Allen Chilcote II
2008-03-08 19:01:41
This is cool and funny. True statement. lol
doug mullins
2008-02-26 09:10:12
funny
melissa
2008-02-14 11:13:31
chuck norris is my hero
Blooobs?
2008-02-06 21:33:52
I wear superman pajamas =(
Coty
2008-01-31 11:44:21
Hilarious
sam
2008-01-28 14:21:23
great joke
Haley
2008-01-23 10:10:42
Haha! that is so funny but true. Everyone I showed that joke to laughed.
Haley
2008-01-23 09:58:14
Haha! that is so funny but true. Everyone I showed that joke to laughed.