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Chuck Norris Joke #99

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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upchuck

2013-02-27 04:35:43

Chuck Norris keeps a loaded gun under his beard all times.

kenno

2012-05-03 09:33:30

u stole my joke

gg

2012-05-03 09:32:48

a blind man walked down the street and stepped on chuck norris's foot. chuck norris asked, "do you know who i am?" the blind man said "who?" chuck norris said "im chuck norris" the sheer amazement of hearing his voice cured his blindness. but the last thing he saw was a round house kick to the face.

kenno

2011-11-19 17:26:07

a blind man walked down the street and stepped on chuck norris's foot. chuck norris asked, "do you know who i am?" the blind man said "who?" chuck norris said "im chuck norris" the sheer amazement of hearing his voice cured his blindness. but the last thing he saw was a round house kick to the face.

Alexandra

2011-11-12 22:58:15

Chuck norris dost listen to Justin bieber,bieber listens to chuck norris

willow smith

2011-06-25 14:42:38

i love posting comments.i love posting comments. i love posting comments

lady gaga

2011-06-25 14:38:37

i call my dad papa razi

charlie sheen

2011-06-25 14:37:17

i smoke enough weed for two and a half men

oprah

2011-06-25 14:35:51

i went to to the beach and i was the only one who got a tan

chuck norris

2011-06-25 14:33:32

i stared death in the eye. it blinked

Megan the Cool

2011-01-26 11:30:46

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

M3m0

2011-01-08 09:36:36

Chuck Norris looked into the Bascalis's eyes and IT died!!
(snake from Harry Potter)

amber

2010-12-12 13:41:33

One day on a trail hike chuck Norris was bit by a rattle snake. After seven days of excruciating pain the rattle snake died.

Dave

2010-11-01 11:19:21

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a perfume. The perfume wears Chuck Norris.

Dave

2010-11-01 11:16:58

Once Chuck Norris scolded the sky. It cried so much that 70 percent of earth submerged.

Adrian

2010-11-01 11:13:56

Birds used to walk the earth until Chuck Norris was born.

Adrian

2010-11-01 11:12:54

Chuck Norris can cease fire with gasoline.

Cjurl

2010-11-01 11:11:14

Chick Norris doesn't need to light a firecracker they burst themselves out of fear.

mohammed

2010-11-01 11:08:57

Once Chuck Norris pooped in a cave. Thousands of years later the remains came to be known as diamonds.

mohammed

2010-11-01 11:06:44

Once Chuck Norris got bored so he created the universe!!!

Alex

2010-08-24 16:50:40

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Klacker lOl

2010-07-12 19:57:07

Chuck norris will not stop killing until the cows come home. sadly the cows are what chuck norris is kiling...

Klacker lOl

2010-07-12 19:53:55

i heard the hunting one
i heard it differently tho.
more like this...

Chuck norris does not hunt. hunting implies failure. chuck norris goes "killing"

CHUCKle

2010-07-12 12:53:06

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin islands.
Now they're just The Islands....

CHUCKle

2010-07-12 12:49:07

Leading hand sanitizers kill 99.9% of germs
Chuck Norris kills 100% of WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS!!

Bob

2010-06-01 00:26:01

Jesse, you gotta put that one up! Santa!

Mark

2009-03-04 14:14:28

LMAO @ santa

Jesse Wilesmith

2008-03-12 22:31:44

Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting because hunting has a doubt of not happening so chuck norris goes killing

Jesse Wilesmith

2008-03-12 22:30:17

Santa clause was real till he got chuck norris a bad present