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Chuck Norris Joke #98

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Cynic AL

2011-07-19 08:47:08

I watched a rerun of Walker, Texas Ranger yesterday and realised that after the first twenty minutes of the show...Chuck was nowhere to be seen untill the last five minutes of the show...and he still get moey for that! Daz how bad he is!

Alta Viora

2011-04-26 08:47:27

Actually "martindeservesdeath/BadLT06"in some parts of the world they do use a u in color, colour. Like britain and canada. Martin is probably from one of these places. There is no nees to poke and make fun.

oUECo_DeaTh2NuBs

2011-01-04 19:44:10

don t talk shit add me on ps3

RandomPersonRulez

2010-11-04 22:23:50

Chuck Norris has an email. Its Gmail@ChuckNorris.com

MaDDot

2010-10-28 05:42:28

When chucknorris stands on a moving truck, hes hair doesn`t move

martindeservesdeath

2010-09-07 08:48:03

go back to europe martin, you limp-wristed boy lover. kill yourself with a frisbee. there certainly is no u in color.

martin

2010-02-10 13:12:39

BadLT06 you can learn to spell colour before you comment on and chuck norris jokes or he will round house kick your ass !!

Andrew

2009-03-29 16:38:31

When God Said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please."

BadLT06

2008-01-08 18:26:32

Black isn't a color on the spectrum either you needed a reasonable punchline or your just an idiot

banana slug

2007-10-26 09:33:32

nevermind.

-banana slug

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:27:06

my frend is over my shoulder and he wants your e-mail adress

-banana slug

kyle

2007-03-23 06:19:16

when chuck norris jumps in the water, he doesnt get wet. the water gets chuck norrised

hynkyl11

2007-02-23 05:59:37

AWSOME