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Chuck Norris Joke #97

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Comments:

Tyrone

2012-02-04 09:59:31

When Chuck Norris goes black, he CAN go back.

Genius

2011-12-26 21:28:37

I'm tempted to actually try this.

Hodges

2011-12-08 21:03:42

There are no chuck norris jokes there only chuck norris facts

iChuck

2011-09-22 16:18:08

Say "Chuck Norris" five times into the mirror and the Candy man will appear with sweets from heaven

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 12:48:59

If you have 5 dollars and C.N. has 5 dollars cn has more money than you

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 12:47:08

Chuck norris drinks napalm to queal his heart burn

Flog The second

2011-01-16 11:25:54

i find this one incredibly stupid and unreliabele, like chuck norris.

wow

2011-01-10 15:00:34

you guys the original manga says "its over 8000" the over 9000 isnt even real they just added that to the english show. It just sounds cooler in my opinion

Klacker lOl

2010-04-18 11:31:36

I took the SAT. wrote chuck norris on every question, i was surprised to see that i only missed one. spelled it wrong

sebastian

2010-04-16 12:40:39

dude it should have been over 9000

babalaba

2010-03-25 09:07:30

OMG... nah dred dis on is like soooo cool......

i take that back write chuck norriss for my sat and i will score over 8000... allyuh really make dis shit up!!!!!! nah dred i go fail meh dam exams!!!!1 hmmmmm plz take off dis because it is nothin but LAME!!!!!!!!!!!........ ppl gosh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A FRIGIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Itsme

2009-12-24 15:10:28

If by any reson chuck norris falls into water the water will boil .

Douglas

2009-09-14 16:11:23

Spell Chuck Norris on Scrabble, and you win. FOREVER.

jared

2009-07-25 11:47:13

the giraffe was created by chuck norris uppercutting a horse

Oliver

2009-03-01 08:12:47

isnt the sat answered with filled in bubbles

Squatita

2009-02-21 15:05:30

If you've ever seen a woman with crooked teeth, then you've seen a woman who has given Chuck Norris a blow job.

Zach

2008-11-05 12:00:39

Should be OVER 9000!!!!

tochachicha

2007-11-30 17:18:35

But I like Chuck Norris.
"Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris."

Your Mom

2007-09-03 15:31:36

CHUCK NORRIS IS BETTER THEN YOUR ASS ON CRACK/COCAINE

Jodie

2007-02-06 13:01:56

CHUCK NORRIS IS CRAP