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Chuck Norris Joke #96

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2011-04-21 13:15:11

the saying walk softly and carry big stick is wrong its walk carfully and try not to get kicked and cary a chuck norris

the gart and the burp combine so it will roundhouse kick your face off

2010-11-23 03:47:34

stop commenting people come here for jokes not this stuff

i dont like ponys

2010-11-23 03:45:23

the burp

Meow

2010-05-15 16:43:45

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

mh

2009-10-11 14:30:58

chuck norris doesnt give a shit if anyone finds the body cuz hes chuck norris.

ali

2009-03-20 14:04:22

ha ha

Dan

2008-04-02 21:11:14

That is a really good one!!!

kiltro

2007-12-31 23:34:16

should be

*Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiago is. He just doesn't want anyone to find the body.*