Chuck Norris Joke #94

upchuck

2013-02-27 05:40:07

Chuck Norris once was challenged to a stone skippign contest, it skipped 2 times before he managed to catch it on its 3rd lap.

Erik

2012-02-28 15:42:00

the soviet Russia joke

Erik

2012-02-28 15:41:22

B3astt that was a nice one man

bob

2011-11-25 22:08:23

i like peanut buteer and pies

Jaki Chan

2011-04-29 22:54:27

I beat MY own ass when Isaw chuck norris

B3astt

2011-02-12 22:24:09

Chuck Norris can fight the whole halo covenant while doing something else and yet, he can not even have a single sweat.

B3astt

2011-02-12 22:21:26

In Solviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kick's your butt! :-]

fat a*shole

2011-01-10 17:47:13

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

cooldude

2011-01-10 17:45:12

the sun gets chuck norris burn

dont wrry about it

2011-01-10 17:42:51

someone said they did it with over 14000 chicks in his life. to chuck norris thats a slow tuesday

chucknorris is awesome

2010-11-08 17:22:37

police can arrest people,
but chuck norris can arrest police

Narutofan

2010-11-08 15:25:39

people say jesus walked on water. well chuck norris swims through land

someguy

2010-11-01 10:26:20

Chuck Norris is the reason why Jesus hasn't come back yet

oz

2010-10-31 21:16:08

chuck norris has the heart of a child.he keeps it in a small box

oz

2010-10-31 21:13:32

all of chuck norris's genes are dominant

oz

2010-10-31 21:11:05

chuck norris had staring contest with himself in the mirror.. and won

i love 2 suck vagina

2010-09-21 11:47:22

chuck norris doesnt shave he just tell the hair 2 get off his face

Mark

2009-03-04 14:49:34

The scale CONFORMS to Chuck....

Zack

2007-10-31 07:32:35

Does that make Chuck Norris an 11 on Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness?