Chuck Norris Joke #91

Chuck Norris.

2012-02-11 14:41:53

These are not jokes.
They are facts.

Austin S.

2012-02-11 14:39:56

Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. His teeth are too scared to get dirty.

Austin S.

2012-02-11 14:39:16

Chuck Norris chopped an onion.
The onion cried.

Austin S.

2012-02-11 14:38:10

Chuck Norris doesn't hunt.
Hunting implies the possibility of failure.

Austin S.

2012-02-11 14:37:00

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.
He just holds air hostage.

BiH-Aziz-ILYBTS

2011-11-28 18:50:44

Chuck Norris eats crayons and shits power rangers.

Brian

2011-08-30 17:40:41

Chuck Norris's sperm count is so high, girls have to chew before they swallow.

troy

2011-01-22 21:04:07

chuck norris's sperm count is so high, girls have to chew before they swallow!

Flog

2011-01-15 17:44:00

Eww. Every Part? Eww.

Joey mccann

2010-10-31 13:28:17

chuck norris' blood can bring people back from the dead... to bad he doesnt bleed
chuck norriss' tears can cure cancer, to bad he doesnt cry

pimpmaster56

2010-07-20 11:03:09

chuck norris will tare your face off like in face off

Sergio

2010-05-18 14:58:38

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at BurgerKing and got one

Randon

2009-10-20 17:07:15

kid srry

Randon

2009-10-20 17:06:32

Chuck Norris had a kil one, his name...
CHUCKY

Mark

2009-03-04 14:57:48

LOL @ the ninja and
LOL @ the giraffe

xD

jack rowe

2008-03-24 08:35:25

chuck norris invented the giraffe when he uppercut a horse

matt

2008-02-28 11:23:56

chuck norris does'nt sleep he waits

Travis

2007-08-02 13:55:52

Chuck Norris can win a game of Russian Roulette with a LOADED gun.

russell salazar

2007-02-13 13:48:16

chuck Norris lost his verginity before his dad did!