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Chuck Norris Joke #90

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

EZ

2011-11-18 12:20:20

The boogeyman is under little kids' beds, Chuck Norris is under the boogeyman's bed.

Free style

2011-10-01 20:18:50

when chuck norris raced flash, he burned him out

Free style

2011-10-01 20:17:57

when chuck norris goes to looks at you, hes telling you, "You got 0 seconds before i round house kick you in the face."

hiddensnipero9

2011-03-29 21:19:51

once chuck norris killed a pregnet lady and he said (DOUBLE KILL)

thomas

2011-03-29 21:18:09

google cant find chuck norris chuck norris finds you

Sws

2011-02-17 15:29:49

Chuck norris is something Bob can't fix.

mmm

2011-02-08 12:53:28

chuck norris doesnt need a cellphone the cellphone needs him

j.quick

2010-12-11 18:44:10

when chuck norris raced against usain bolt, bolt finished in 7.62 seconds chuck norris said what took you so long

jesse

2010-10-28 18:51:09

In the back of the world record books it says "chuck norris set all of these records,the ones listed came in second"

TommyBoyGoinCool

2009-10-20 17:37:27

lol
my turn
Every person who achived an amazing feat is actually Chuck Norris in disguise.

Bobby

2008-07-29 15:59:45

That wasn't a spider that bit Spider man.... It was Chuck Norris

Marc

2007-11-12 03:04:40

No it's not.

asdada

2007-10-25 15:22:34

omfg roflmfao that's so funny in a really weird way...