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Chuck Norris Joke #9

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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2013-04-11 07:41:53


Izzy is cool.

2012-11-05 16:33:33

I like panda's.

Izzy is cool.

2012-11-05 16:33:17

LOL! omg that is funny.

Chuck Norris

2012-02-09 10:28:21

All these are ture


2012-02-09 10:27:59

Chuck Norris' dad is Chuck Norris


2012-02-08 19:25:06

Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the neck, and the know relative of that horse is the worlds tallest geraffe


2011-08-17 18:54:22

People say you are what you eat, Chuck Norris must eat steel.


2011-06-03 13:46:55

chuck norris once stared at a mirror and the mirror broke, cause not even glass is stupid enough to stand between chuck norris and chuck norris

jamie c

2011-03-02 19:08:58

chuck norris once had sex with a tractor some sperm leaked into the engine and 2dat is known as optimus prime


2011-02-10 04:36:37

Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on sand.


2011-02-03 16:33:52

Chuck norris can stare at the sun and the sun will go blind

i met chuck norris and avioded his roundhouse kicks

2010-12-20 05:47:21

chuck has no dad cuase he is god

Brennan Graves

2009-12-14 07:50:51

so that would make Chuck a mother-fucker of his own.

Chuck Norris

2009-12-11 17:03:41

that was good man!!! props

Chuck Norris

2008-02-09 10:09:44


banana slug

2007-10-25 17:02:49

so Chuck Norris' dad is Chuck Norris?

-banana slug

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:40:36

so Chuck Norris' dad is Chuck Norris?

-banana slug