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Chuck Norris Joke #86

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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2014-02-21 14:12:42

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jonh doe

2012-03-14 20:04:33

Chuck Norris once lived in a in a small house. now its a big house.

Bob Jones

2011-11-22 20:16:23

The only tool in Chuck Norrises shed is his hammer

Bob Jones

2011-11-22 14:32:24

Chuck Norris wants a tattoo,
to bad the needle cant peirce his skin.

Bob Jones

2011-11-22 14:29:29

Chuck Norris Never gets Sick......the virus wont dare enter his system.

Bob Jones

2011-11-22 14:25:28

Chuck Norris went to hell and took satans throne, right after Satan shit himself.

Bob Jones

2011-11-21 14:21:06

Chuck Norris attacks Freddy Krougar in his sleep

Bob Jones

2011-11-21 14:19:38

God didnt create Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created God

Bob Jones

2011-11-21 14:14:38

My weiner is 4 inches..............But thats okay, some girls like it that thick. ;)

Bob Jones

2011-11-21 14:13:22

When the Boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Bob Jones

2011-11-21 14:12:08

Chuck Norris will kick you in the nuts so hard your Grandchildren wont have kids.

mike

2011-05-31 21:28:51

chuck norris once kicked someones ass,the person is now halfway to the next galaxy

mike

2011-05-31 21:25:24

chuck norris once hit a man over the head.the man desandents were umpa lumpas

MrMoneyclips

2011-05-06 00:47:10

When Chuck Norris talks, everyone listens. And dies.

Jarad

2011-04-04 18:19:28

Who won in a race to the moon, Superman or Flash?
Chuck Norris!

Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:58:05

Let me just say that if i call you gay that will be an insult to gays every where Klacker. and second "Chuck Norris once swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blink"

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:35:21

um, maybe that's cuz the sharp corners shredded his insides and the turning of the pieces just happened to come out solved.

Akura

2010-12-12 10:06:05

if chuck norris ate a rubics cube, he'll crap it out solved.

Blaze monkey

2010-12-02 08:13:40

Chuck noris fot with his shoe and tied

silverwolf

2010-11-16 17:08:48

chuck norris doesnt mow the lawn, he sits on his porch and dares it to grow

free2001

2010-10-05 21:00:54

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

me

2009-10-05 13:45:47

and crying

me

2009-10-05 13:45:19

sure there is.Pain, bleeding, and death

Grant Neises

2008-04-26 12:29:41

the joke was not very good

moe man

2007-10-03 20:27:41

chuck norris went to the "virgin islands" when he ot back they were just the "islands"

uriejf

2007-10-03 11:09:30

nice lol

irish

2007-09-23 18:25:06

when chuck norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet the pool gets chuck norris