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Chuck Norris Joke #84

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Boomby3

2013-12-31 20:48:30

Yeah, my tears!:*(

thorin

2011-12-22 19:05:43

when chuck norris does a push up he does not push up but the earth pushes down

Nadiaaaaaaaaaaa

2011-07-26 17:45:51

Chuck Norris once started a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

C*D*U*B*B*S

2011-07-26 17:44:30

Giraffes were created because Chuck Norris upper-cut a horse.

maloly

2011-03-10 06:14:17

you know how jesus can walk on water....chuck norris can swim on land

xzxczxc

2011-01-13 12:35:43

xcvxvcxvc

Kiltro

2008-01-01 00:32:05

Chuck Norris invented a time machine to go back in time and stop the JFK assassination. He made it in time, jumped infront of the bullets, and deflected them with his beard. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.