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Chuck Norris Joke #82

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Tony

2014-01-09 09:30:14

Chuck Norris is just a little bit better than Penelope.

Tony

2014-01-09 09:30:13

Chuck Norris is just a little bit better than Penelope.

Tony

2014-01-09 09:30:08

Chuck Norris is just a little bit better than Penelope.

Tony

2014-01-09 09:28:31

Chuck Norris died for Jesus' sins, and he was resurrected on the first day.

Shadowstrike

2012-05-08 18:37:57

Chuck Norris' first playground is what we know now as the Roman Coliseum

Dr.Phd

2012-05-02 09:13:22

To Lil N!Kk!: That just wont be medically possible due to the blunt force trauma. Chuck Norris delivers a punch with 1000 pounds per sq inch. You would be decapitated. Let alone talk.

Lil N!Kk!

2011-08-29 08:20:59

If Chuck Norris Punches you in the face you hafta resist a strong urge to thank him!

Danton

2011-07-12 21:56:58

chuck norris sold his soul to the devi for his roundhouse kick three months later he roundhouse kick the devil. now they play poker every wensday

sidney

2011-05-18 07:35:54

When the Terminator says "I'll b back",he's going to go fetch Chuck Norris.

jordan

2011-03-25 15:50:45

You know how rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock. Chuck Norris beats all three of them at the same time.

juliet

2011-03-21 14:44:06

CHUCK NORRIS ISNTHE ONLY REAL MAN TO BEAT A WALL IN A STARING CONTEST IN UNDER 2 MINUTES

emin

2011-03-21 14:33:29

chuck norris has no hair on his nuts..............cause hair cant grow on steel

haha

2011-02-08 12:55:23

chuck norris scared the color out of micheal jackson thats why he was white

d

2011-01-04 21:44:04

@kaleb
fuck u and don't mess wiyh God

cheez

2010-11-28 16:24:39

chuck norris is the definition of awesome

kaleb

2010-11-18 19:24:08

chuck norris doesnt belive in god, god believes in chuck norris.

Da KiD

2010-04-05 21:13:21

Yes, Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for fame and fortune...and then he roundhouse kicked thst son of a bitch and took it all! :D

Da KiD

2010-04-05 21:09:00

Yes, Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil fame and fortune...then he roundhouse kicked that son of a bitch and took it all!

ashiiya

2010-01-04 14:51:16

Oh wow people, if you don't like it, close the damn window and move on with your life.

Victor

2009-08-16 18:35:24

It's been proven that if you stare at Chuck Norris for 1 minute your eyes will explode from sher awsomeness

John

2009-08-16 18:32:29

When stanly got in chuck norris's face; Chuck Norris said "Get outa' my face stanly or else i'll roundhouse kick you!"

Chuck Norris

2009-08-16 18:29:44

Here's some advice guys. Use creativity or else i will find you, and roundhouse kick your face into the monitor.

Kat

2009-08-15 10:21:22

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only believes in the element of surprise.

kamar

2008-07-14 11:08:12

these r the funniest jokes i've ever heard

blacky

2007-12-02 13:32:48

psht, this site is rad. bahahaha

DJ Hater

2007-10-04 12:07:02

Go to hell dj

Your mom

2007-03-02 06:28:31

They were kind of korny

Dj

2007-02-20 10:52:40

this is such a gay site