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Chuck Norris Joke #8

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till". After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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2012-11-21 19:01:37

These jokes are lame :b

Chuck Norris

2012-03-16 14:58:57

Im alive


2012-03-16 14:58:03

fuking lame


2011-12-23 11:50:25

The term, "with your tail between your legs", was first coined after Chuck norris asked Satan to a fistfight.


2011-12-23 11:00:52

The term, "with your tail between your legs", was first coined after Chuck norris asked Satan to a fistfight.

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2011-05-16 16:21:51

When Chuck Norris Jump Into A Pool He Doesnt Get Wet The Water Gets Chuck Norrised!

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2011-05-04 18:49:14

when chuck norris was a kid he got in a knife fight the kid cut his nut of and that is know today as jupiter

Xaris pattas

2011-05-04 15:23:47

Wat did ford saw when he made his first industrial? Chuck Norris bringing his ford and asking for service


2011-03-17 21:27:20

There was once a street named after Chuck Norris but no one crosses Chuck Norris.


2011-03-13 20:53:02

it wasnet the a bomb that caused the a bomb explosions,it was caused by the us armys secret weapon:chuck norris


2011-03-13 20:50:55

the reason hitler killed himself was because a rumor had spread that chuck norris was in berlin


2011-02-17 19:25:27

It says chuck norris's tears can cure cancer paitents, too bad he dosent cry..


2011-02-17 14:55:06

most people say oh my god. god says oh my chuck norris.


2011-01-17 17:17:14

chuck norris once upercutted a horse now we have giraffes


2010-08-17 21:10:03

Chuck Norris made the Devil Do it!
Chuck Norris made the Gaza Strip!


2010-07-25 00:23:20

chuck norris is all 99 of
jay z's problems.

chuck norris created the c-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.


2010-07-24 16:42:22

When Chuck Norris goes to the toilet, the stream forces the toilet to flush itself.


2010-05-07 03:42:10

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctors didnt slap Him he slapped the doctors


2010-01-02 16:19:50

Chuck norris counted to infinity...twice


2008-04-04 06:30:14

when god said let there be light, chuck norris said "say please"

emilio the great

2008-03-31 10:56:17

Chuck Norris'll beat yo ass son!!


2007-11-22 22:25:01

Ostriches were created when Chuck Norris gave an uppercut to a turkey.


2007-11-03 14:33:52

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and Jesus?............................................ .............Jesus dies.

blair godfrey

2007-08-21 21:59:02

chuck norris' penis is so big it has its own penis and its bigger than urs blunt23 but i like it that way


2007-08-21 08:45:19

chuch norris left a pube hair on my toilet once. as soon as i took a seat to poop, it grew into chucks foot and booted me off.


2007-08-14 19:09:19

Chuck Norris doesnt have a penis, a penis has chuck norris


2007-08-14 18:31:12

In the bible god didnt say let there be light he actually said let there be chuck norris


2007-05-22 10:27:56

if chuck norris have 5$ and u have 5$ chuck norris has way more fuckin money than you do


2007-05-17 10:25:41

every time you masterbate chuck norris drop kicks a little mexican baby


2007-03-20 09:43:08

chuck norris doesnt have aids, but he gives it to people anyways


2007-03-12 14:47:44

Go die, not funny at all, just kill yourself.


2007-03-09 04:10:05



2007-01-29 14:13:33

Jesus walks on water chuck norris walks on jesus


2006-10-12 03:48:17

the best one!!!