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Chuck Norris Joke #8

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till". After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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2014-09-22 16:24:21

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2014-09-22 16:24:19

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chuck sucks penis~

2012-11-21 19:01:37

These jokes are lame :b

Chuck Norris

2012-03-16 14:58:57

Im alive

hater

2012-03-16 14:58:03

fuking lame

Oh

2011-12-23 11:50:25

The term, "with your tail between your legs", was first coined after Chuck norris asked Satan to a fistfight.

Oh

2011-12-23 11:00:52

The term, "with your tail between your legs", was first coined after Chuck norris asked Satan to a fistfight.

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2011-05-16 16:21:51

When Chuck Norris Jump Into A Pool He Doesnt Get Wet The Water Gets Chuck Norrised!

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ceaser

2011-05-04 18:49:14

when chuck norris was a kid he got in a knife fight the kid cut his nut of and that is know today as jupiter

Xaris pattas

2011-05-04 15:23:47

Wat did ford saw when he made his first industrial? Chuck Norris bringing his ford and asking for service

Wubzy

2011-03-17 21:27:20

There was once a street named after Chuck Norris but no one crosses Chuck Norris.

mike

2011-03-13 20:53:02

it wasnet the a bomb that caused the a bomb explosions,it was caused by the us armys secret weapon:chuck norris

mike

2011-03-13 20:50:55

the reason hitler killed himself was because a rumor had spread that chuck norris was in berlin

stars

2011-02-17 19:25:27

It says chuck norris's tears can cure cancer paitents, too bad he dosent cry..

cole

2011-02-17 14:55:06

most people say oh my god. god says oh my chuck norris.

tyler

2011-01-17 17:17:14

chuck norris once upercutted a horse now we have giraffes

ScottB

2010-08-17 21:10:03

Chuck Norris made the Devil Do it!
Chuck Norris made the Gaza Strip!

panda

2010-07-25 00:23:20

chuck norris is all 99 of
jay z's problems.


chuck norris created the c-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb.


chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.

dud

2010-07-24 16:42:22

When Chuck Norris goes to the toilet, the stream forces the toilet to flush itself.

Storm

2010-05-07 03:42:10

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctors didnt slap Him he slapped the doctors

scooby69

2010-01-02 16:19:50

Chuck norris counted to infinity...twice

ninja

2008-04-04 06:30:14

when god said let there be light, chuck norris said "say please"

emilio the great

2008-03-31 10:56:17

Chuck Norris'll beat yo ass son!!

Bishop

2007-11-22 22:25:01

Ostriches were created when Chuck Norris gave an uppercut to a turkey.

crazy

2007-11-03 14:33:52

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and Jesus?............................................ .............Jesus dies.

blair godfrey

2007-08-21 21:59:02

chuck norris' penis is so big it has its own penis and its bigger than urs blunt23 but i like it that way

blunt23

2007-08-21 08:45:19

chuch norris left a pube hair on my toilet once. as soon as i took a seat to poop, it grew into chucks foot and booted me off.

Nick

2007-08-14 19:09:19

Chuck Norris doesnt have a penis, a penis has chuck norris

Nick

2007-08-14 18:31:12

In the bible god didnt say let there be light he actually said let there be chuck norris

Nick

2007-05-22 10:27:56

if chuck norris have 5$ and u have 5$ chuck norris has way more fuckin money than you do

daryl

2007-05-17 10:25:41

every time you masterbate chuck norris drop kicks a little mexican baby

Jody

2007-03-20 09:43:08

chuck norris doesnt have aids, but he gives it to people anyways

Justin

2007-03-12 14:47:44

Go die, not funny at all, just kill yourself.

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-09 04:10:05

hahahahaha!!

Rebecca

2007-01-29 14:13:33

Jesus walks on water chuck norris walks on jesus

HAHA

2006-10-12 03:48:17

the best one!!!