Chuck Norris Joke #754
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Comments:
TheBest
2011-12-02 16:29:33
yoshi you messed up
MrMoneyclips
2011-05-06 00:40:50
When Chuck Norris talks, everyone listens. And dies.
yoshi
2011-03-17 09:20:30
so gay-man-bear-pig how old r u cuz im sooooooooooooooo gay i had sex with chuck norris and he cut off my penis
StylezII
2010-12-02 21:16:12
God already has a spot in Heaven for Chuck Norris when he gets their...Vice God!!! Because Jesus Believes In Chuck Norris!!!
ty
2010-05-20 16:41:35
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land.
gay-man-bear-pig
2009-11-19 03:55:25
this joke is like, totaly stupid, like that time i got a headake from eating to many strawberries..
tom
2007-08-26 21:27:36
Santa Claus would be real if Chuck Norris would let him.
jmda
2007-05-25 20:23:15
God created life, Chuck Norris created death
