Chuck Norris Joke #751
Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation between Chuck Norris and state. Chuck Norris eliminated them.
Comments:
Carlito's Way
2012-04-23 14:33:07
When Chuck Norris goes for a road run, cars use the pedestrian crossing.
kevin
2011-06-10 19:49:16
When Chuck Norris jumps out of a boat he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norrised
Rick
2011-05-26 12:33:49
Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups. he pushes the world down.
Rick
2011-05-26 12:32:22
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
JOSH REYES
2010-09-09 15:28:34
There is no such thing as demi-gods or half blood gods just Chuck Norrises children.