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Chuck Norris Joke #751

Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation between Chuck Norris and state. Chuck Norris eliminated them.

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2014-07-10 02:50:19

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2014-07-10 02:50:18

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2014-07-10 02:50:17

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2014-04-29 19:05:26

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Carlito's Way

2012-04-23 14:33:07

When Chuck Norris goes for a road run, cars use the pedestrian crossing.

kevin

2011-06-10 19:49:16

When Chuck Norris jumps out of a boat he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norrised

Rick

2011-05-26 12:33:49

Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups. he pushes the world down.

Rick

2011-05-26 12:32:22

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

JOSH REYES

2010-09-09 15:28:34

There is no such thing as demi-gods or half blood gods just Chuck Norrises children.