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Chuck Norris Joke #75

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

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Omar

2012-08-25 00:27:11

Chuck Norris can plank on a pinhead

JohnDoe

2012-03-10 13:43:48

Chucks good friend so you have more resouces then NASA and you are smarter then some of the smartest people on the planet.

Chucks good friend

2012-03-09 20:10:41

...u i agree cause the big bang theory is false i have debunked it before

...u

2011-10-29 12:39:14

i don`t have to be a scientist to know thats not right.

bitch

2011-10-11 16:28:59

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cows

2011-04-05 14:48:47

Chuck Norris died 15 years ago death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet

Supremus

2011-01-13 07:23:31

Ha! This one was good...

Keagan

2010-12-10 03:06:11

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Placebo

2010-11-06 22:56:11

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

anthony

2010-06-27 22:43:35

When saddan hussein threatened to launch biological weapons of mass destruction... he meant to let chuck norris eat 70000000000000 cans of baked beans. not prett.

macnchz

2010-05-10 16:02:57

stareing at chuck norris or long periods o time without proper eye protection can lead to blindness and possible oot sized bruises to the face

sewa mobil

2010-04-13 00:33:38

i really like norris joke
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none

2009-02-23 21:41:53

he can even divide by zero!

ooo

2008-03-19 17:11:50

Chuck Norris CAN divide by one.

steven curtis

2007-05-24 15:23:27

chuck norris does not tea bag he potato sacks