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Chuck Norris Joke #749

When Chuck Norris vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food. Too bad for them Chuck Norris never vomits.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-03-28 16:51:01

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Sonam

2013-11-25 14:54:21

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried

Sonam

2013-11-25 14:53:30

Chuck Norris cheated on his English test.... with a calculator

bryan

2012-10-26 06:50:28

Once, Chuck noris threw a granade and it killed 50 people. Then it blew up.

No life

2012-03-28 07:56:58

I read that O.o
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Cody

2011-06-15 15:42:49

Chuck Norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face.

katelyn

2010-12-10 10:00:05

my college prefessor swears he knows Chuck.

katelyn

2010-12-10 09:58:48

haha just kidding this is hilarious.

katelyn

2010-12-10 09:58:12

this is not funny.

trayson

2010-11-11 00:53:28

chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

shameed

2010-03-29 18:27:42

chuck norris is so fast that he does a 7minute commercial in 20 seconds

abed

2008-07-20 18:40:54

i demand to know the sicko who made this everybody knows that chuck norris kills people for breathing his air!phss..

billy

2008-04-17 12:02:59

this one sucks

adfsfsd

2007-12-04 11:22:02

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