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Chuck Norris Joke #747

On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.

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2014-11-17 19:52:03

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gamer007734

2014-01-16 13:08:15

if he does that I wonder how he eats his cake

to: agree to disagree

2012-05-25 10:06:03

this is a false statement,
your dads condom held while he had sex with ur mom.

agree to disagree

2012-02-16 07:29:49

this is a rather false statement,
Chuck Norris never blinks

Arnold swartzenager

2011-11-15 17:02:28

U guys better b careful he's watching

bullshit

2011-05-17 13:10:04

get some good jokes

someone

2011-02-07 13:25:02

people r dumb they talk to each other on this wtf

stupid

2010-12-07 13:10:42

all these jokes are stupid thats y he got his tail beat in the army and then started taking karate

austin

2010-11-12 14:34:09

chuck norris diied 20 years ago death just doesn't have the guts to tell him

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:56:12

Chuck Norris's candles blow themselves out.

chuck himself

2009-05-17 14:45:43

jesus may be able to walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land.

Me again

2008-03-07 19:25:25

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he "throws down!"

Me

2008-03-07 19:22:49

Chuck Norris needs aconcealed weapons license in all 50 states, that's just so he can wear pants.

Hilton

2007-03-31 13:30:42

When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please"

Hilton

2007-03-31 13:29:24

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.

Hilton

2007-03-31 13:28:34

Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyebrows