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Chuck Norris Joke #745

Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

derry

2011-12-26 11:25:14

chuck norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time it is.

Russian Assassin

2011-11-02 12:15:17

Chuck Norris can make fruit punch out of vegetables.

Russian Assassin

2011-11-02 12:13:44

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his mom did.

Numpty

2011-10-14 17:39:29

Chuck Norris displaces his own weight in water.

Wahheeyy!

lydia

2011-02-07 16:02:02

chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet he scares the shit out of it

cali

2010-12-21 10:24:52

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet evan when he pees

jonnybravo

2010-11-04 17:05:49

i can fold a paper 10 times :P

awesome

2010-10-11 12:22:05

there was this women named Alena who had a dream about Chuck Norris and woke up pregnant

chuck norris

2010-09-30 13:30:47

chuck norris doesnt look at playboy, playboy looks at him

Trent

2010-06-09 18:56:26

Chuck Norris CAN fold a paper more than 7 times.

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:03:04

haha

-banana slug

Jose

2007-06-07 08:15:30

Chuck Norris wife said how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. then Chuck Norris round house kicked his wife and said don't fuck with Chuck